Sometimes when a really old celebrity dies, people say, “I guess I didn’t realize [he/she] was still alive! Is that a mean thing to say?” Well, call me mean or not, here are some of those people. The ones sitting in God’s waiting room. (These are just the ones I find surprising, in descending order of surprisingness. I’d better hurry up and publish this list, it could become superannuated at any minute! God forbid.)

Interview: Bryan Poole from Of Montreal. Topics: Hooray for America, Todd Loves Sports, Pop Culture Overload, Potholder Scarf and Doilies, Phillies Phever, Todd’s God Complex, Right Brain/Left Brain Jobs, Robot Lawyers, Bad Movies and Obama Doodles. Playlist: The Sea and Cake, French Miami, Of Montreal, Tim Fite and Jon Snodgrass.