Being part of the entertainment news community has its perks, like getting “hot off the press” releases from the top P.R. people in the biz. As you would imagine, I do get a bit bored reading all the properly spell-checked releases penned by those fancy writers and look forward to receiving some news with a [...]

MTV producers did not have to stage any antics or coax any performances out of these always-animated, fist-pumping gorillas and perma-bronzed, high-heeled guidettes. Just watching them in their natural habitat, performing the ritual dances and aggressive mating habits is entertainment enough.

“The pool effin rules!” Declares a visibly inebriated Louie sitting spread eagle in his pool. “Why drag my sexy ass down to the beach when I got everything I need right here. Can you drink beer on the beach? No. Can you smoke cigarettes on the beach? Not this year. Can you pee on the beach without getting up? No. Well I can do it all right here.”

As summer approaches, the denizens of the small NJ beach town of Belmar can look forward to the sights, sounds and smells of the season — hot dogs grilling on the barbecue, sunscreen #30 sticking to alabaster bodies and of course, loud drunks holding court in kiddie pools.

One drunk in particular, Louie Iadochico, a [...]