My dad swooped in and picked up a couple prepackaged gems from our local variety store (Schatzows 5 & 10, Belmar, NJ) on his way home from work. A tremendous amount of thought was not put into the purchase. The costume box contained a semi-pliable mask (decorated with lead paint, I’m sure) and a chintzy, plastic smock that displayed the theme of the costume in an extremely budget fashion.

DON’T YOU DARE! PLEASE DO! “Wolverine” – There’s nothing sadder at a party than watching a flabby guy in a white tank top with long scraggly sideburns and chopsticks taped to his knuckles trying to make time with the ladies. “Teen Wolf Too” – Chicks love wolves, that’s a cold hard fact, but some like [...]