UsedWigs Radio Podcast 81: Ghost Talk, Nothing But Scary Ghost Talk! Oh, and a Visit from a Real (Annoying) Ghost »

Topics: Ghosts! Nothing but ghost stories, ghost debates, ghost hunting and a visit from a very very annoying ghost! Okay, some beard and cartoon talk too. Playlist: Street Dogs, Fanfarlo, The Head and The Heart, Dag Nasty

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Bad Halloween Costumes: Little Mr. Kotter »

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My dad swooped in and picked up a couple prepackaged gems from our local variety store (Schatzows 5 & 10, Belmar, NJ) on his way home from work. A tremendous amount of thought was not put into the purchase. The costume box contained a semi-pliable mask (decorated with lead paint, I’m sure) and a chintzy, plastic smock that displayed the theme of the costume in an extremely budget fashion.

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A Halloween Carol, Part 1 »

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She carves out the “lid” with its pumpkin seeds dangling in their stringy orange viscous pumpkin matter. Holding the lid by its stem handle, she begins rubbing those pumpkin guts all over my face and neck with brisk circular motions, and I feel sleepy and contented.

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Halloween Costume Dos and Don'ts 2009 »

Wolfie!

DON’T YOU DARE! PLEASE DO! “Wolverine” – There’s nothing sadder at a party than watching a flabby guy in a white tank top with long scraggly sideburns and chopsticks taped to his knuckles trying to make time with the ladies. “Teen Wolf Too” – Chicks love wolves, that’s a cold hard fact, but some like [...]

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Halloween Costume Dos and Don'ts 2008 »

Don’t You Dare: Juno – You think it will be so cute to go as the hoodie-wearing, quip-spewing pregnant teen and her dorky boyfriend in the calculated dorky retro gym outfit, right? So does every other couple on the planet. Avoid the urge. Sarah Palin – Sarah the Hunter, Sarah the Pageant Contestant, Sarah the [...]

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Girls' Costume Warehouse »

Holy Sexy Mustard! Halloween is just around the corner ladies, so let’s be a something a little different this year. This gent has some wonderful ideas. Beware, langauge is a little salty. {thanks to Michele for this sexiness}

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