Det. Benson: “Captain, we’ve got a situation. A lady in the Bronx just patty-caked an S.O.S. to Pitter-Patter from her handheld! She is being attacked by a sex criminal. She asked her Pitter-Patter followers to contact SVU for her, and we’ve been getting dozens of frantic patty-cakes at @sexyvictims.”

Well, Hello Dolly: Check out the new trailer for Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse below. The show, starring the lovely Eliza Dushku, has been retooled a bit and moved from the Fall schedule to February 2009, but it looks very promising. Come on, it’s from the geek god who brought you Buffy, Angel, Firefly and most recently [...]

Off to a family wedding in a bit for an extra-long weekend of merriment, drinking and fist-fights (yes, it’s an Irish affair). So here are some delicious diversions for you as I bid farewell for now. Congrats Kath and Dave!

“I have to go back and fix the economy!” David Letterman Busts McCain For Lying
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This Oversized Phone with Scant Few Features is Not Just for Seniors!
Looking over my cell phone bill for February, I was not surprised to see I only made three calls, total. All calls were made to my local pizza place on a Friday, to facilitate picking up dinner on my way home from work.

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