FAIL? No Win! It was only a matter of time before these real-life loser reminders hit the streets, I mean cubicles: www.FAILsticker.com. Pretty funny… now, but like most things, we’ll tire of them and find another type of snarky sticker to put on top of our old lame FAIL stickers.

Get Watchin’! Two new extended clips (3:17 minutes worth!) from the beginning of the highly-anticipated Watchmen movie:

Ol’ Dead Legs is Back: According to these previews for the new “Lost” episode, when Locke leaves the island so does his ambling ability.

“Gay-tham for Statham” Looks like Patton Oswalt has a bit of a man crush. They’d make a cute couple. (via @Agent_M).  Speaking of “Fatatouille” (Zach G’s term, not mine), he’s joining @scharpling tonight on The Best Show on WFMU, should be spectacular.

I Love Me Them Red Envelopes! What Would Netflix Do?

I’ll Pass: The trailer for “Inglorious Basterds” seems like a parody of a Taratino movie, sadly it’s not.

Neat! See A Fish With A Transparent Head (via metafilter)

D-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s:  Cheez-It Introduces Scrabble Junior Crackers

Solveig, a girl graffiti artist, aged 10, is the female Banksy! No, she’s really not. Let’s calm the eff down.

iRumor: CMDA iPhone for Verizon

More New Free Super-Rad Band Names for Those of You Needing Band Names:

• The farTenders
• Hungarian Forkfight
• Peru McClanahan
• Gee Male
• The Draculovers
• More>

Animal-less: There are lots of “abandoned amusement park” sites (always creepy), so here’s something different, an “abandoned zoo” story… sad.

Get Some! Fred Eltringham (drummer extradonaire for The Wallflowers,  Dixie Chicks, Tears for Fears, Ben Kweller, Gigolo Aunts, Juliana Hatfield, Rivers Cuomo, etc.) and Brian Howell (Pico vs. Island Trees) have formed The Get You and posted some new tunes on the MySpace. It’s very different (Sebadoh-meets- King Crimson?) and very good! We played these boys back on Podcast 57, remember? You loved them.

• Download Free MP3! “Wheels on the Bus”