Daily Beach Updates from Belmar – 06/28/10 »

Saw two Goth kids on the beach smiling, laughing and having a wonderful time. Don’t worry, I won’t tell their Goth friends.

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Behold: MEGA STAR Email! »

Being part of the entertainment news community has its perks, like getting “hot off the press” releases from the top P.R. people in the biz. As you would imagine, I do get a bit bored reading all the properly spell-checked releases penned by those fancy writers and look forward to receiving some news with a [...]

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Gift Idea: Jersey Shore Calendar »

Jersey Shorescapes

If you love the beach with no humans on it, you’ll probably dig some awe-inspiring photos of the shore sans people. This calendar is full of them, shot by photo ace Pat McCarthy. “Pat’s primary focus is capturing the beauty of the Jersey Shore from the Atlantic coast to the shores of the Delaware Bay.”

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From the Archive: Man Prefers Kiddie Pool Over Beach »

kiddie pool!

“The pool effin rules!” Declares a visibly inebriated Louie sitting spread eagle in his pool. “Why drag my sexy ass down to the beach when I got everything I need right here. Can you drink beer on the beach? No. Can you smoke cigarettes on the beach? Not this year. Can you pee on the beach without getting up? No. Well I can do it all right here.”

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Man Prefers Kiddie Pool Over Beach »

kiddie pool!

As summer approaches, the denizens of the small NJ beach town of Belmar can look forward to the sights, sounds and smells of the season — hot dogs grilling on the barbecue, sunscreen #30 sticking to alabaster bodies and of course, loud drunks holding court in kiddie pools. One drunk in particular, Louie Iadochico, a [...]

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