“The pool effin rules!” Declares a visibly inebriated Louie sitting spread eagle in his pool. “Why drag my sexy ass down to the beach when I got everything I need right here. Can you drink beer on the beach? No. Can you smoke cigarettes on the beach? Not this year. Can you pee on the beach without getting up? No. Well I can do it all right here.”

Belmar, NJ - As summer approaches, the denizens of the small NJ beach town of Belmar can look forward to the sights, sounds and smells of the season — hotdogs grilling on the barbeque, sunscreen #30 sticking to alabaster bodies and of course, loud drunks holding court in kiddie pools.
One drunk in particular, Louie [...]