DON’T YOU DARE! PLEASE DO! “Wolverine” – There’s nothing sadder at a party than watching a flabby guy in a white tank top with long scraggly sideburns and chopsticks taped to his knuckles trying to make time with the ladies. “Teen Wolf Too” – Chicks love wolves, that’s a cold hard fact, but some like [...]

Don’t You Dare: Juno – You think it will be so cute to go as the hoodie-wearing, quip-spewing pregnant teen and her dorky boyfriend in the calculated dorky retro gym outfit, right? So does every other couple on the planet. Avoid the urge. Sarah Palin – Sarah the Hunter, Sarah the Pageant Contestant, Sarah the [...]