I’m pretty certain the Internet will blow up soon, and with that, millions upon million of nonsense-filled webpages and countless gigs of nut-punching videos will be lost forever. Sad, but it’s inevitable.
That’s why I gathered up some of my favorite musings from this website and put them in book form. They shall be preserved for the future generation of belligerent, ferocious apes who will one day enslave all humans and rule the earth… and learn to read. In that exact order. So, that’s why this book is staring you in the face. It’s for the apes.

We’ve Made Plans For You! Our pal Michele Melcher is having a solo art exhibition at Philly’s fantastic new Proximity Gallery. The show is titled, “Stomping Grounds” and opening night is Friday, September 4th from 5 to 9 pm. Stomp on over and enjoy some lovely illustrations!

Team UsedWigs, Inc. pulled off our first “live” show this past Friday night and it was a ton o’ fun. Critics raved, “They sure drink a lot, especially in a coffee house.” and “The seats were very comfortable.”

Artist Michele Melcher could have just given you bunnies and that would have been cute, by adding the gentle licking of candy canes, she has created a veritable cuteness explosion of holiday cheer! Get your set of six 3.5″ x 5″ blank note cards with envelopes now. More Melcher. Price: $10 Buy Here: www.etsy.com

The insanely talented Michele Melcher just whipped up some wicked cool election art and wants to give it away! In keeping with the spirit of this week’s upcoming presidential election I thought that it would be fun to have a contest where participants can vote for the illustration that they want to WIN!… Although it [...]

Obama in PA! Our next President visited the lovely town of Abington, PA today. His inspiring speech got rid of that gross Palin taste that has been swirling about your mouth all morning long.  Photo by Michele Melcher. Check out Michele’s “Carnival of Amazing Marvels” tonight at PRIMER Microstudio. Have a Giant, Climate-Controlled Warehouse You’re [...]

Bike Art: Screens ‘N’ Spokes is “all about awesome art and a great cause,” benefiting the National MS Society and supporting the Screens ‘N’ Spokes bike team in the MS150 City to Shore (Philly to NJ)  bike ride on September 27-28 – click if you’d like to join! Once again, Sam and the SNS gang [...]

Our pal Michele Melcher pointed us to this oddly enjoyable website where people post photos of life’s simple failures. Enjoy a little schadenfreude watching the world FAIL around you. Website: www.failblog.org Enough about failure, let’s talk success. The aformentioned Michele Melcher has an upcoming illustration exhibition at the brand spankin’ new PRIMER Microstudio! on Friday, [...]

Guest: Illustrator Michele Melcher. Topics: Motorcycles, Twittering = Stalking, What is an Illustrator? Mike Rowe, Ghost Hunters, Philly Roller Girls, The Bluto/Brutus Issue, Abandoned Amusement Parks, Iron Maiden. Playlist: The Boroughs, Ghosty, Fourth of July (Daytrotter Session), Writer and The Night Marchers. Preview: “Reading through a person’s Twitter…it’s like a story that you know isn’t [...]

Meconium Free and Loving It! Hi kids, I’m back in action after welcoming our second daughter into the world. She is a sweet little beauty. I must thank my lovely wife for her exceptional genetic makeup that dominated my weak-ass, recessives genes. Hooray! Okay enough talk about cuteness and happiness and the like. Let’s get [...]