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It seems the party-poopin’ puritans running CBS have a problem with heads and asses and the comical meeting of both. This funny ad was created by the team at the Brooklyn Brothers agency, including (our pal and UsedWigs contributor) copywriter Mike Pierantozzi. They just got word the commercial will be nixed. Nipple-fearing CBS declined to comment why.