Sorry Juno, Michael Cera has found himself a new gal and she seems a lot less yappy. Good news for everyone.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gYTEWGVYwg[/youtube]   What the…?! A movie about a swarthy Spanish gentleman having a lot of sex! And Penelope Cruz is also in it… having a lot sex! Holy shit, we haven’t seen a groundbreaking cinematic innovation like this since… well, um, last week and the week before that and pretty much every single time there [...]

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Cr7pcPG8Hc[/youtube]   There are many great mysteries in the world that will never be solved. The impetus behind the creation of this movie is the great mystery I am most concerned with today. I’m thinking a producer with a face full of blow was barking out the following orders to his bewildered assistants: “Hey, that [...]