I know the “Airbrushers of America” Union have been complaining about being overworked since they all put in serious OT trying to make Sarah Jessica Parker look presentable the past few weeks. Listen guys, it was just as hard on us having to look at her overly blurred and brushed Photoshopped mug everywhere we went. Grueling!

But, wow! The AOA sure did have some energy left over to do a real number on Dana Carvey. She, I’m sorry, He has absolutely no facial features left. Click the above photo to enlarge, if you dare, to suck in his sweet, baby-bottom-smooth face and soccer mom on the go hair do. Garth, you’re downright sexy! Here’s a pretty good representation of what the 53-year-old Actor really looks like:

Who is HBO trying to fool? Did their focus group reports center on:

“I love Dana, but if he has the wrinkles and lines an average middle-aged man and DARES to go onstage with them, well, there is NO WAY I am sitting through that horror show. Yuck! I demand Miley Cyrus looking entertainers 24/7! Got it!”

This is some major digital nonsense. I think this one promo photo of poor Dana has officially moved this out-of-control artless activity from the “Did she have some work done?” category into the “Holy Christ, that is hysterical!” realm.

Here’s a good New Yorker piece on one of the jokers who makes his living making celebs look like featureless aliens.

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