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		<title>Bus Wraps, Let&#039;s Ruin Watchmen, New Tom Morello, @DougBenson, Barbie Sex, Dead Technology &amp; Amazing Facts!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://usedwigs.com/distractions-030909/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="75" height="75" src="http://usedwigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/busads13-150x150.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="busads13" title="busads13" /></a>Despite the horrific display, nearly two-thirds of those who were on board the Hindenburg survived its 1937 mishap. More Amazing Random Facts here. Wrapper&#8217;s Delight: Making your horrible bus commute a little more bearable. Fight! Smash! Win! Tom Morello + Boots Riley (The Coup) = Street Sweeper: www.streetsweepermusic.com Watch Out! 104 Ways to Hilariously Ruin [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Despite the horrific display, nearly two-thirds of those who were on board the Hindenburg survived its 1937 mishap.</strong> <a  href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/amazingfactgenerator/?p=457#scroll" target="_blank">More Amazing Random Facts here.</a></p>
<p><strong>Wrapper&#8217;s Delight:</strong> <a  href="http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2009/03/07/clever-and-creative-bus-advertising/" target="_blank">Making your horrible bus commute a little more bearable.</a></p>
<p><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content"><strong>Fight! Smash! Win! </strong>Tom Morello + Boots Riley (The Coup) = Street Sweeper: <a  rel="nofollow" href="http://www.streetsweepermusic.com/" target="_blank">www.streetsweepermusic.com</a></span></span></p>
<p><strong><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Watch Out! </span></span></strong><a  class="top" href="http://i.gizmodo.com/5164202/104-ways-to-hilariously-ruin-the-watchmen-movie" target="_blank">104 Ways to Hilariously Ruin the <em>Watchmen</em> Movie</a> [via <a  href="http://geekadelphia.com/2009/03/06/104-ways-to-ruin-watchmen/" target="_blank">Geekadelphia</a>] (Congrats to Eric and his new pet, Attila The Bun.)</p>
<p><strong>Are We in The New Silver Age of Television?</strong> <a  href="http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&#038;friendId=67077201&#038;blogId=475266763" target="_blank">Patton Oswalt thinks so</a>. (He had me up until &#8220;Dollhouse,&#8221; which is puzzlingly bad.)</p>
<p><strong>New Tech Always Becomes Old Joke:</strong><a  href="http://brainz.org/12-dead-technology-advertisements/" target="_blank"> 12 &#8220;Dead Technology&#8221; Advertisements</a></p>
<p><strong>Sarah Haskins on Doll Sex:</strong><a  href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/06/AR2009030602038.html" target="_blank"><strong> </strong>Barbie&#8217;s Little Secret</a></p>
<p><strong>In Between Tokes: </strong>Doug Benson (<a  href="http://twitter.com/DougBenson" target="_blank">@DougBenson</a>) just discovered Twitter and like a young teen boy who has found his <em>special purpose</em>, he can&#8217;t stop (thankfully he&#8217;s a hoot.)</p>
<p><strong>Tom Waits Wednesdays:</strong> &#8220;The Piano Has Been Drinking&#8221; &#8211; <a  href="http://www.brianseymour.com" target="_blank">Brian Seymour</a> plays the songs of Tom Waits &#8211; Wednesdays 10pm/Late Happy Hour at <a  href="http://timerestaurant.net/home.html" target="_blank">Time Restaurant</a> &#8211; 1315 Sansom St., Philly.</p>
<p><strong>We Save Money for You at Two Guys, Naturally!</strong> This is for my brother. When we were kids my parents bought everything for us at this Neptune City, NJ <em>department</em> store (good memories.):</p>
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<p><strong>Free Mp3 Download: </strong><a  href="http://www.box.net/shared/static/am826zxsez.mp3" target="_blank">&#8220;Thrill Me&#8221;</a> by  The Soundtrack of Our Lives [via <a  href="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2009/03/an_interview_w_9.html" target="_blank">brooklynvegan</a>]. Sounds Like: If Bachman-Turner Overdrive was Swedish and good.</p>
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		<title>Target Women: Lessons 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:45:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://usedwigs.com/target-women-lessons-2008/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="75" height="75" src="http://usedwigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/logo_150.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="" /></a>Sarah Haskins says. "Put down that sandwich! Dance like no one is watching! And stop pretending you know where Paraguay is! A few final lessons on womanhood from 2008." She rules.]]></description>
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<p>Sarah Haskins says. &#8220;Put down that sandwich! Dance like no one is watching! And stop pretending you know where Paraguay is! A few final lessons on womanhood from 2008.&#8221; Sarah rules.</p>
<p><strong>More:</strong> <a title="Permanent Link to Great Show: infoMania" rel="bookmark" href="../great-show-infomania/">Great Show: infoMania</a></p>
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		<title>Great Show: infoMania</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://usedwigs.com/great-show-infomania/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="75" src="http://usedwigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/infomania.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="infomania" /></a>Way up in the high numbers on your cable box lives Current TV. It&#8217;s a  good channel for short-attention span people with a conscience who are interested in politics, the environment, technology and the like. The majority of their programming is user-generated content called &#8220;pods,&#8221; a pretty cool idea. Current TV is the perfect channel [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a  href="http://current.com/items/89500159/infomania_11_06_08.htm"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2256" title="infomania" src="http://usedwigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/infomania.jpg" alt="" width="220" height="113" /></a>Way up in the high numbers on your cable box lives Current TV. It&#8217;s a  good channel for short-attention span people with a conscience who are interested in politics, the environment, technology and the like. The majority of their programming is user-generated content called &#8220;pods,&#8221; a pretty cool idea.</p>
<p>Current TV is the perfect channel to flip on between shows, so if you enjoy ingesting 5 minutes of Chinese pollution knowledge between episodes of &#8220;Little People, Big World,&#8221; this channel is for you.</p>
<p>At times, I do find the overall presentation of the channel a bit too slick and the majority of their hosts look and act like Gap models, <a  href="http://current.com/items/89256966/max_and_jason_on_myspace_celebrity.htm" target="_blank">especially these two fellas</a>, they&#8217;re a bit creepy. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I have no problem with handsome folks (I was one once), they all just need to loosen up a bit and knock the gravitas level down a notch or two.</p>
<p>The shining star of the network is <strong><a  href="http://current.com/items/89500159/infomania_11_06_08.htm" target="_blank">infoMania</a></strong>, a solid half hour of fast-paced and extremely funny pop culture news and commentary hosted with a deft touch by Conor Knighton. Tune in on Thursdays at 10pm after <em>The Office/</em><em>30 Rock</em> power hour and enjoy some quality laughs like these:</p>
<p class="itemTitle"><a  href="http://current.com/items/89294468/viral_video_film_school_dorm_room_tours.htm" target="_blank"><strong>Viral Video Film School</strong></a> &#8211; Brett Erlich is a very funny man:</p>
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<p class="itemTitle"><a  href="http://current.com/items/89549141/sergio_s_white_hot_top_5_punkrockvids_com.htm" target="_blank"><strong>Sergio&#8217;s White Hot Top 5</strong></a> &#8211; Sergio, also very very funny:</p>
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<p class="itemTitle"><a  href="http://current.com/items/89317322/target_women_cleaning.htm" target="_blank"><strong>Target Women</strong></a> &#8211; Sarah Haskins, love her!</p>
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<p class="itemTitle"><a  href="http://current.com/items/89181144/cewebrity_profile_drunk_history.htm" target="_blank"><strong>Cewebrity Profile</strong></a> &#8211; Ben Hoffman, love him too.</p>
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