Thanks to videogum and @timheidecker for discovering this unholy grail of uncomfortable super fan photos that will—no doubt—be used one day by the FBI in some serious celebrity stalking and kidnapping cases.

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What do you do when you really really really love a TV show but you just don’t have the energy to stalk the show’s stars? How about spending a week at sea with hundreds of other like-minded loony dedicated fans on a theme cruise featuring that favorite show of yours? Sounds fantastic, right? Here’s a list of some popular “celebrity” cruises for you to enjoy. Bon Voyage!