Thanks to videogum and @timheidecker for discovering this unholy grail of uncomfortable super fan photos that will—no doubt—be used one day by the FBI in some serious celebrity stalking and kidnapping cases.

Still on Vacay, Some Quick Distractions: Patton Oswalt’s New Film, Paste Rescued, Prison Breaks, Philly Beer Finder and More!

What do you do when you really really really love a TV show but you just don’t have the energy to stalk the show’s stars? How about spending a week at sea with hundreds of other like-minded loony dedicated fans on a theme cruise featuring that favorite show of yours? Sounds fantastic, right? Here’s a list of some popular “celebrity” cruises for you to enjoy. Bon Voyage!

“I’ve won some smaller intergalactic competitions sponsored by the United Federation of Planets, and this earth-based victory will definitely add to my ongoing education and skill set. I’m only 127 years old and I really want to open my own place while I am still young. I’m thinking a Vulcan/Asian fusion place in San Fran or my home province of Raal.”