Every single time I enter Starbucks:
“Hi, what can I get started for you today?”
“Hi, could I please have a large coffee?”
“Venti coffee…?”
“Um, yeah, whatever dude.”
Grievance #1: I know many of your drinks require special machines, beakers, mortar and pestles, etc. to prepare, but stop with the word “started.”  How about what can you get me [...]