Hollywood Height Chart

Jeff — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:10:47 +0000

For no reason at all, here is a list of heights of your favorite and not-so-favorite celebrities. Heights were taken from IMDB.com. Some are accurate but most are blatant lies put forth by the celeb’s publicists for vanity’s sake. We all know Denzel is nowhere near 6 foot and our boy Frodo is 5′ 6″ only if he stands on Peter Jackson’s giant lunch bag. See where you stack up!

HEIGHT	CELEBRITY	FAMOUS FOR…
2′ 8″	Verne Troyer	Mini Me; Dating models
3′ 4″	Emmanuel Lewis	Hugging George Papadapolis
4′ 2″	Matthew Roloff	Little Person, Big Ego
4′ 3″	Zelda Rubinstein	“This house is clean!”
4′ 3″	Mighty Mike Murga	Dwarf Actor
4′ 6″	Jason Acuña	Wee Man from “Jackass”
4′ 8″	Gary Coleman	Rest in Peace
4′ 9″	Linda Hunt	The Year of Living Dangerously
4′ 11″	Lil’ Kim	Giant unwieldy breasts
5′ 0″	Danny DeVito	Marrying equally ugly human
5′ 1″	Janeane Garofalo	Angering conservatives
5′ 2″	Paul Williams	70s songwriter with Cousin It hair
5′ 2″	Paula Abdul	Giving useless feedback
5′ 2½”	Dudley Moore	Climbing Susan Anton
5′ 2½”	Julia Louis-Dreyfus	No one “Watching Ellie”
5′ 3″	Prince	Being way overrated
5′ 3″	Ashley Olsen	Eating more than her sister
5′ 4″	Rachel Bilson	Was Summer on “The O.C.”
5′ 4″	Seth Green	Scott Evil from Austin Powers
5′ 4½”	Raven Symoné	Getting decent work after “Cosby”
5′ 5″	Michael J. Fox	Hanging with Skippy Handleman
5′ 5″	Jennifer Aniston	Hair; nipples; bad movies
5′ 6″	Elijah Wood	Fighting off Samwise’s advances
5′ 6″	Penélope Cruz	Being hot in movies
5′ 6½”	Henry Winkler	Having urinals in his office
5′ 6½”	Farrah Fawcett	Feathered hair; Doing a bionic guy
5′ 7″	Oprah Winfrey	Supporting Steadman; Weight gains
5′ 7″	Tom Cruise	Denying gay rumors
5′ 7½”	Sandra Bullock	Marrying a dummy
5′ 8″	Ben Stiller	Working at P.J. O’ Pootertoot’s
5′ 8″	Angelina Jolie	Ignoring her famous dad
5′ 8½”	Don Cheadle	Oceans Eleven; Traffic
5′ 8½”	Catherine Zeta-Jones	Marrying Old
5′ 9″	Paul Newman	Cool Hand Luke; Salad Dressing
5′ 9″	Joan Cusack	Awesome headgear in 16 Candles
5′ 9½”	Matt Damon	Wisely distancing himself from Ben
5′ 9½”	Heidi Klum	Having her photo taken
5′ 10″	Colin Farrell	Keeping Irish stereotypes alive
5′ 10″	Katie Holmes	Being a beard
5′ 10½”	Nicole Kidman	Looking bothered & superior
5′ 11″	George Clooney	Killing Batman franchise
5′ 11″	Gisele Bundchen	Dating Leo
5′ 11½”	Brad Pitt	Being Handsome
6′ 0″	Denzel Washington	Carbon Copy; Philadelphia
6′ 0″	Geena Davis	Thelma & Louise; Archery
6′ 1″	Vin Diesel	XXX; Being bald
6′ 2″	Jim Carrey	Fire Marshall Bill Burns
6′ 2½”	John Cusack	“Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.”
6′ 2½”	Bernie Mac	Excellent eponymous sitcom
6′ 3″	Paul Walker	Being fast and furious
6′ 3″	Gabrielle Reece	Volleyball; Air Bud: Spikes Back
6′ 3½”	Will Ferrell	Frank the Tank; Playing cowbell
6′ 4″	Ruben Studdard	Not eating Clay
6′ 4½”	Conan O’Brien	Shortest Tonight Show run
6′ 5″	Vince Vaughn	“You’re so money, baby…” (ugh)
6′ 5″	Lisa Leslie	Highly sexy WNBA superstar
6′ 6″	Mark Curry	TV’s Mr. Cooper
6′ 7″	James Arness	Matt Dillon from “Gunsmoke”
6′ 8″	Richard Moll	Bull on “Night Court”
6′ 8½”	Brad Garrett	Loving Raymond
6′ 9″	Ted Cassidy	Lurch on the “Addam’s Family”
7′ 1″	Shaquille O’Neal	Twitter
7′ 1½”	André The Giant	“Anybody want a peanut?”
7′ 2″	Richard Kiel	“Jaws” from James Bond movies
7′ 3″	Peter Mayhew	“Chewbacca” from Star Wars
7′ 3″	Sandy Allen	World’s Tallest Living Woman
7′ 7″	Gheorghe Muresan	Stinking at basketball; My Giant
7′ 9″	Radhouane Charbib	World’s Tallest Living Man

Jeff Lyons
Infotainment Reporter

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