Photo: Todd spills beer. Awaits the wrath of Russ.

Topics: Keeping Twitter Fun & Informative, Tweeting Comedians, Bad College Beer, iPad Flipboard Review, Todd Defends Foursquare and Gowalla, Russ Defends DJ Music, Jeff Reviews Scott Pilgrim, Arcade Fire Hype, Comedy Central Roasts, Viggo Mortensen, Frank Zappa, Poop Book, Thin Magazines and Cool Yeasayer Video and The Worst Song in The World (Hi, Train!)

Preview: “C’mon Todd, the band X! John Doe, Exene Cervenka, Billy Zoom??” “As far as I know you are making this band up.”

Playlist: Javelin, Bottomless Pit and The Young Veins

Play Now: http://www.usedwigs.com/pod/podcast78.mp3

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Video: Watch Todd spill a beer and Russ clean it up! (24:39)

This is when a Facebook rookie or clueless user makes a completely off-topic comment on your post thread instead of posting directly on your wall or sending you a message.

“Misguided Missive”

The king of newbie mistakes, inadvertently “posting” (publicly) on someone’s wall instead of sending them a “message” (privately).

“Disapostment”

One of the best things about Facebook is posting something and having people comment on it, hopefully in a positive light. When you see that beautiful tiny red notification beacon of back-patting light up with a number in the bottom right corner of your screen, you immediately become excited!

” Awesome, someone must have LOVED  my latest clever post! Who could it be? I’m so excited!… Let’s take a look… NO!!!!!!!!”

Disappointment, or as we now say, disapostment,  quickly sets in as you read the notification and it does not pertain to your post! Instead it’s a comment from some lame-o stranger (or a stepfriend) who also commented on some friend’s dumb movie quote you “liked” five weeks ago and forgot about.

“Dammit!! No more ‘liking’ stuff or commenting! Ever!!! It’s all about me!”

“Chattack”

You’re having a lovely evening drinking some wine, checking in with the old Facebook, seeing who’s up to what… having some giggles, looking at some old funny photos and…

BLOOOP! [Chat Window opens]

AGHH! Chat Attack!!!

Nooooooo! Shocked and dismayed, you immediately close Facebook without replying… and then close the browser window… and then shut off the computer and tip toe away from your desk being as quiet as you can. Shhhh!  (Why quietly? Facebook Chat can hear you!)

“Suggestshuns”

Facebook and other friends often suggest people you should be friends with. When you receive these Friend Suggestions, remember, the “Ignore” button is a very handy tool.

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Hungry for some tasty, low-cal distractions before the big holiday? Here’s a bowl of some cheese-filled trivia nuggets to feed your ever-expanding pop culture belly.

World’s 50 Best Restaurants in The World
… that will never let my annoying vegetarian ass in the door.

Largest Stadiums in The World
A quarter million people packed in one place to watch cars go vroom vroom.

Longest Running TV Shows
“Quarterlife” just missed by 632 episodes.

Worst Talk Shows in TV History
I have the entire 5-month run of “McEnroe” on Blu-ray.

The Most Expensive Beers in the World
I’ll wait for the Vielle Bon Secours Lite.

Top-Selling Video Games Of All Time
Every game involves either serious violence or worse, a stupid little plastic guitar. We are doomed.

The 20 Most Expensive Domain Names
On a related note: “flooz.com” is now the cheapest.

The 10 Largest U.S. Bankruptcies
Don’t worry, the CEOs are fine.

All Time Worldwide Movie Box Office
Sorry, that dumb boat movie still tops the list.

Largest Roller Coaster Drops
Also known as the “Largest Collection of Vomit Deposited on Other Peoples’ Backs.”

World’s Fastest Drummers
Yep, “Stop-n-Go” Rice, “Cool Hands” LeCompte, “Tommy Gun” Grosset, all your favorites are here.

Top Ten Most Expensive Paintings Of All Time
What, no Thomas Kinkade!

The Most Expensive Photographs Ever Sold
This just in: a photo of Lindsey Lohan buying a pregnancy test kit and a bottle of Vodka just broke the record.

Best-Selling Albums by American Idol Alumni
Fun Fact: Season 1 contestant Nikki McKibbin has bought all these CDs.

The 50 Worst Cars of All Time
My dad owned about 6 of these… maybe more.

Top 10 Fastest Cars in the World
My dad owned none of these.

Top 10 Novelty Songs
Shouldn’t Weezer and Fergie own this list?

The World’s 10 Biggest Robberies
Oddly, The producers of the last two “Pirates of the Caribbean” flicks are not on the list.

Best-Selling Books of All Time
If your a fan of religion and magic (I know, same thing), this list’s for you!

10 Biggest Computer Flops of All Time
“Hi NeXT and Newton, I’d like you to meet Vista.”

America’s Top-Selling Albums of All Time
Since kids aren’t buying CDs anymore, this list may never change. Those dirty hippies will soar forever.

Most Expensive Wines of All Time
… bought by the biggest ass-heads of all time (FYI, The Thomas Jefferson bottles are fakes)

Joey Chestnut’s Competitive Eating Records
Listen closely and you can hear his withering, deep-fired heart gasping in pain, “Stop, please Lord, stop…”

Biggest Box-Office Bombs
“Pluto Nash”: Budget: $100,000,000 – Gross: $4,411,102. Wow! Many more doozies.

Top 25 Highest Grossing Domestic Horror Films of All Time
Is “Jaws” really a horror flick? What about those “Mummy” movies? Definitely debatable.

World’s Most Expensive Homes
Why does this make me yearn to see the World’s Most Destructive Earthquakes?

Top 500 Modern Rock Songs
Normally, these lists are pathetic, but I must give WOXY credit for putting together a very solid list.

The World’s 10 Most Wanted Criminals
If sighted, approach the criminal quickly and aggressively and yell, “I got him! I got him!” while preparing to tackle.

The 10 highest-paid CEOs
Ha ha Ray Irani of Occidental Petroleum, Lawrence Ellison of Oracle more than twice as much as you! Loser.

Topics: Gene Ween, Pirate Bay File Sharing, Eating Humans, Conan & Late Night TV, SXSW, Music Festivals, That Dumb Journey Song, Al Pacino Stinks, Sci-Fi Philly!

Playlist: The Spinto Band, O Pioneers!!!, Fiction Family, Heartless Bastards and Dog Day.

Play Now: http://www.usedwigs.com/pod/podcast59.mp3

Subscribe: iTunes

Artwork: White Rocket at Sci-Fi Philly by Todd Marrone.

Website: www.usedwigsradio.com

1. Sex.com – Sold for: $14 million on January 19th, 2006
2. Fund.com – $9,999,950 – Sold in 2008
3. Porn.com – Sold for $9,000,000 OR $9,500,000 sometime in 2007
4. Business.com – Sold for $7,500,000 in 1999
5. Diamonds.com – Sold for $7,500,000
6. Beer.com – Sold for $7,000,000
7. Casino.com – $5,500,000 – Sold to a private company in 2003
8. AsSeenOnTV.com – Sold for $5,100,000 in January of 2000
9. Korea.com – $5,000,000 – Sold in January of 2000
10. SEO.com – $5,000,000

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Prescient ’80s geeks rule: “Long before anyone had heard of the Internet, early home computer users could read their morning newspapers online … sort of. Steve Newman’s 1981 story was broadcast on KRON San Francisco.” (via Metafilter)

“History of the Internet is an animated documentary explaining the inventions from time-sharing to filesharing, from Arpanet to Internet.” Very intesetsing little video, I got completely lost around the 4-minute mark, but I’m sure you can stay focused longer.

Price: $39.95 each (4 GB)

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Fey is indebted to the hard-to-stomach Loren Michaels, true, but there is a point when you say, “Is it still funny, or just completely expected and lazy easy?” Now that the election is over, hopefully the impression is dead and buried, but once the SNL ratings go in the toilet again, she will surely get a phone call and a request to revive. Here’s to hoping she says no. Now onto her show…

30 Rock is a great show, fabulous! But it seems to be on the trajectory that has doomed many a fine comedy: “Let’s jam pack it with Big Name Guest Stars every week! Seinfeld! Oprah! Aniston! Jonas Brothers! The Pope! Awesome!” No, not awesome. The majority of stories that center on the guest stars are tepid, awkward and restrained, merely ego-stroking devices that take away quality air time from the insanely funny secondary performers.

Since we’re thinking out loud here, wouldn’t a few shows that are not Liz-centric also be refreshing? Methinks, yes. Give us whole show on Kenneth (again), Frank (please!), Jenna, Toofer (where’d he go?) or Pete, they’re all established comedians playing engaging characters who could easily fill 22 minutes worth of quality ha-has. An episode or two about office assistant Cerie (pictured) wouldn’t kill ya either.

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A Short History of the Bagel: The chosen food.

Yum! Top Chef: Season 5 debuts tonight (November 12th).  I’ll pick Ariane to be the first one booted.

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Web Dev Geek Tool: XRAY is a very cool web tool that lets you peek beneath the skin of any web page (see the code) right in your browser. Lots of great web tools and tutorial at www.westciv.com.

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Clone Wars: Let the inferior Lego knockoff avalanche commence!

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