Yes folks, I said curling. It’s the oddly-named and odd-looking sport that’s kind of like bocce but instead of being played in the back lot behind your local Sons of Italy, it’s played on ice with Swiffers® and Roombas® (with handles) and there’s just a bit less standing around by the participants. It’s a similar cardio workout to vacuuming.

“If music had calories, I’d be morbidly obese. Every once in a blue while I even get the urge to play ‘music critic’ and share my opinion of a particular album. Since art is my mother tongue, it’s only logical that I deliver such reactions in pictorial form.

To concoct a Sketchy Review, I listen to [...]