Sweet Art: These 100 Cereal Box Covers should take you back to the glory days of wolfing down bowl upon bowl of multi-colored, crunchy goodness on Saturday mornings while trying to figure out why Wendy and Marvin were replaced by Zan and Jana.

WTF Top Chef? Pretty low-rent season, huh? The top chef so far (most wins) dazzled a bunch of yapping yentas on some morning TV show with a disgusting cold tomato-watermelon-cheese salad. This concoction was a big hit with Jersey housewives about 5 years ago. The look on the faces of the other chefs who lost and actually cooked fairly complex dishes was priceless: quietly seething in their own juices.

I do enjoy watching the dopey girl with an Irish cottage roof for a hairdo, Thatchy seems a bit lost, but oddly confident as she smothers the life out of dishes with globs of pungent cheese. The show has also turned into Product-Placement-Palooza. Oh well, all good things must come to end. Gotta motor, need to go buy some GladWare® Containers and a T-Mobile Sidekick 3™.

Where’s the Beef? Oh, right here in this flame-broiled man perfume.

“Aaah Haaa Yeahhh!” The Davide Lee Roth Soundboard rules (via Kevin Hoffman),  almost as much as the beloved Ladies Man Soundboard that I still get a kickout off, “Hey, what’s happenin’?” That’s gold.

Step Right Up and Buy Some Punk! R5′s Punk Rock Rock Flea Market – Holiday Edition – This Saturday! “100+ tables of vendors selling old records, clothes, art, music, food, bicycles, stereo equipment, instruments, automobiles, tools, posters, furniture, computers, skateboards and lots of other stuff !” R5 website.

Magazine Airbrush Artist Works Serious Overtimes, Injures Hand: Another slightly nude Aniston Cover… yawn…

The Ironman of Radio: Looks like WPRB’s Jon Solomon is keeping the streak alive, 21 years in a row:  24-Hour Holiday Radio Show on WPRB, 2008 Edition. The spectacular begins 6:00pm on Xmas Eve. Always a great listen, check in with him and send him nourishment.

Paul F. Tompkins: Philly-born Funnyman (aka TwitterKins) on Conan tonight.

Very Bad Ads: This could be the longest list ever created, but luckily Illuminati pared it downed nicely for us: Commercials that suck the fun out of watching television.

MixWit is Kaput! Oh well, fun while it lasted: http://mixwit.com

Flip Out!: Dolphin Stampede

Still Waiting for an Actual Capture or Legit Sighting: Sci Fi to gather more “Draft Hunters” “Ghost Hunters”

Eating Out of The Palm of Your Lap: Gabe & Max’s Guide to Man Style #3: Dining & Wine

Download Free Mp3: “Nothing Ever Happened” by Deerhunter (via KEXP)