Puns are THE WORST! Here’s proof. “I don’t know the name of the actress in The Departed but her face is vera farmigaliar.” and more!
Tag: Twitter
Okay, these might not be the funniest tweets ever but I guarantee you this is a pretty kick-ass compilation of new and old Twitter gems.
What do I miss most about my Dad? Probably the child detective agency he ran.
Celebrate National Mutt Day by enjoying some fun dog tweets and supporting your local shelters. Here are some great ones in the Philly area.
I compiled a year-end list of very funny tweets expertly crafted by some very funny peeps. Follow them and tell them I sent you. I crave credit.
I have never put less thought or words into a tweet than this one…
I love the wonderfully weird world Bridger Winegar inhabits on Twitter. One day he’s documenting his never-ending love/hate relationship with his volleyball team, and the next, he’s dealing with Grandfather’s killer.
I grew up in Springsteen Country, also known as the Jersey Shore (Monmouth County to be precise), in the quiet little hamlet of Belmar… on Tenth Avenue… two blocks down from E Street. Yes, a very Bruce stretch or road, thunderous if you will, teenagers are constantly racing up and down the street.
Welcome to the inaugural Jeff Tweety Awards! You see my name is “Jeff” and these are “Tweets” and there’s this famous guy named… oh never mind, let’s just call them The Tweeties™.
Behold the tweets of some very funny Philly area denizens… a few of them don’t live here any more because I guess they’re better than us or famous now or whatever.
Look, I made (a) #2 on this Huffing Post list. Ha ha. #poop