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Many of our readers are old and afraid of Twitter so we post some of our tweets here, a less frightening place. If you’re not scared of the popular microblogging platform, you can follow us. It’s like our podcast but without all the stuttering, boner sound effects and outright lies.

Latest Tweets…

• Cousin Oliver Twist #lessinterestingbooks
• A Confederacy of Kirsten Dunstes‎ #lessinterestingbooks
• A John Mayer for Owen Meany #lessinterestingbooks
• Nicholas Nickelback #lessinterestingbooks
• Just got my Borders Rewards email, it offers 30% off next purchase if you restructure their debt, 50% If you buy the company.
• Spilled coffee all over myself this morning. Please try not to notice my replacement shirt is made from bathroom paper towels.
• I’d love to be able to wear nice white shirts, but I put mustard on all my sandwiches.
• For every guy wearing jeans at the beach, there is a guy wearing a Speedo playing touch football with Brett Favre. #TeleportationMishap
• Dammit, a stray dog just stole my Segway.
• When a person I enjoy following stops tweeting I think how exciting their life must have gotten… or how dead they might be.
• I just enjoyed a 4 & 1/2 minute nap on the beach, it was glorious. I recommend it to all parents at least once a summer.
• My favorite single word in comedy is when @jonwurster asks @scharpling “Why?” during a conversation. http://wfmu.org/playlists/BD
• All the dump trucks w/ the useless tarps on the highway that spew tiny rocks that pelt your car, yeah, they’re owned by Safelite Auto Glass.
• My dad died a while back, but his beloved “tool box” lives on. http://twitpic.com/53ctm8
• If you ever come in contact with a 3-year-old, DO NOT touch it! Strong possibility it is filthy and/or covered in mucus.
• Nice to see beach chairs are still reasonably priced. #mycouchcostless
• Just watched 10 minutes of various morning shows. I now hate music, cooking, weather and smiles.
• I LOVE fitness crazes, but like to take it slow. Anyone know where I can get some 12-ounce kettlebells?
• A 4-month-old baby just smiled at me. I’m very impressed its Cool Guy Radar works at such a young age.
• Totally guessing, but I imagine it’s extremely difficult to get along with someone who has hired a dog house architect.
• Damn, no one showed up for my Chronic Halitosis Awareness Speed Dating Benefit.
• A hard-fought, 5-minute negotiation with my youngest daughter to get a kiss good night ended with a “maybe tomorrow.” #makingprogess
• Head Cold Steve Austin #SadWrestlers
• Watching a new morning show where two coffee cups just stare at each other while Jennifer Aniston clips play in the background.
• Lockerz is now the Marlboro Points of the internet, just a little less classy.
• It’s fun to pretend you’re a horse & have your little daughter feed you carrots, but instead of carrots, have her use pretzels & Kit Kats.
• Just took my daughter shopping. First, we went to the beer store & got beer. Then we went home. Okay, I just took my daughter beer shopping.
• I wouldn’t mind a Seal Team Six visit to the ad agency that handles the McDonald’s account.
• ABC cancels “Brothers & Sisters,” sells remaining Miserable Self-Involved White People scripts to NBC’s “Parenthood”
• You could post a “Hey creeps, please visit me at home.” ad on Craigslist or just have a yard sale.
• If IMDB gets hacked and only “Death Race” (2009) is permanently deleted, the authorities should pay Joan Allen a visit first.
• Watching The Towering Inferno with Steve McQueen & Paul Newman. I believe the full title was The Towering Inferno of Handsomeness.

More:

• This Week in Tweets – 5/6/11
• This Week in Tweets – 4/18/11
• Twitter: It’s Good for Laughs and Breaking Celebrity Death News
• Quality Tweets of The Day!
• Keep Twitter Funny: Follow Dave Hill, Todd Barry and Jon Wurster

We are busy gearing up for our new live podcast (big announcement on Friday!). Until then, stay in touch with us via TWITTER. You can follow us here. It’s like the podcast without all the stuttering, bickering and outright lies.

Latest Tweets:

• Much like the Moon Landing, I believe the Knot’s Landing was also a hoax. #WhyHaventWeGoneBack?#VanArk
• A Facebook friend “checked in” at a supermarket. 8 people liked it. It’s this kind of dynamic social interactivity that keeps me going back.
• “Give us any genre and any time period and we’ll show you BARE FEMALE BREASTS! That’s our guarantee.” – HBO
• When is the feud between My Morning Jacket and enjoyable music going to end?
• I hate when Phillies fans get down on a player for a bad year! Lenny Dykstra has been & will always be my Retirement Fund Financial Manager!
• I just recreated that scene from “Network” in response to “Unexpected item in bagging area.”
• I worry Brian Baker doesn’t get the respect he deserves. Minor Threat, The Meatmen, Government Issue, Dag Nasty, Bad Religion. #notbad
• Plan on picking up “Joe Buck Live: Season One” DVD tomorrow. #VideoStoreDay
• Some things you say at home work well in the office, when leaving a meeting try, “Daddy’s going to the bathroom, no screaming or fighting.”
• Guys, when faced with a tough task, persevere, give it your all, fight to the end & you’ll be victorious! #finishedallmyraviolis
• Don’t you hate that “unwanted” feeling like you just know your dance crew wants to kick you out… and replace you with a chair?
• Guys, my all-in-one Ellpitical-Pilates-Spinning machine has been recalled. DO NOT use or go near. It’s become sentient. #fitness #fatalities
• Just saw my doppelganger! Damn, was hoping he’d be better looking.
• Wedding photographer’s tuxedo celebrates 30th birthday!
• Awww…. how cute! Look, the motorcycle has little training wheels!! http://bit.ly/i5tLo5 #vroomvroom
• My “star high school jock who lives an amazing life while the nerd he teased slums at local bar w/ dead end job” script has zero takers.
• Adding “on ruining everything” to the following headline would make it better: “Kanye and Bono are working together.”
• Kobe, buy the ref a grapefruit-sized diamond ring and win another championship and all is forgiven. You know the drill.
• Eating lunch with a fork in each hand. Clever & efficient or just plain gluttonous? We’ll let those in this new client meeting decide!
• Excited! I got new boxer shorts & I recycled my old pairs! Also, I now have plaid pillowcases available on my Etsy store.
• This just in from Dishwalla, Final Tally: 4,347 blue cars.
• I am enjoying the golden age of having no Wayne Brady on my TV.

More:

• Quality Tweets of The Day!
• Twitter: It’s Good for Laughs and Breaking Celebrity Death News
• Keep Twitter Funny: Follow Dave Hill, Todd Barry and Jon Wurster

Keep in Touch:

We know you’ll be very busy at SXSW so we’ve supplied you with all the tweets you’ll need beforehand so you can let everyone know what you’re up to (and who you are trying to cozy up to) easily. Just copy, paste and tweet. Oh, and don’t you dare forget the hashtag.

• I can haz The 2011 Chevy Doritos Vagisil #SXSW Road Trip Challenge Live Stream Videochat.
• This burritos are epic! #sxsw
• Damn, I cannot believe this show is sold out too! I thought this badge would get me in anywhere! #sxsw
• Totally agree, HTML5 will cure cancer by 2012. #HTML5 #SXSWi #SXSWiHTML5
• The Freecreditscore.com Band singer is being very difficult during soundcheck. He’s not happy w/ lighting for duet w/Dave Grohl.
• Awesome, #SXSW #Comedy Showcase just set record for most Charlie Sheen jokes delivered in an hour.
• Cool! I just chatted with an influencer! #SXSWi #influenced
• Sorry I missed the 8:00am 50-K #SXSW #Fitness Bike Ride again, late night!! Tomorrow, most def!
• Guyz, hotel overbooked, anyone have any room for me?? #SXSW
• Holy Shit! Harry Knowles just broke the same toilet at Emo’s that Kevin Smith broke last year! #SXSW
• I heard the Michael Ironside Deficiency and Death from a Shove just got signed by ANTI… or maybe it was Merge? #SXSW #Music
• Getting ready for my talk about sustainable design substance experience usability design. Wish me luck. #SXSWi
• I just met that comedian who does that podcast, he seemed pretty miserable. #SXSW #Comedy
• poopin #swsw
• There ain’t no party like a 2011 Monster Energy Drink/TechCrunch/TUAW/Reader Tweet-Up #SXSW Party!
• So good to see Prince William and Kate at The #Oprah #SXSW OWN TV Bash. They seemed so relaxed!
• Just watched another really depressing documentary. LOVED IT! #SXSW #Film
• There’s absolutely NO FOOD left at the NBC Biggest Loser #SXSW Meet-Up event, just sayin
• It’s so true, you really have to own your site content! Great panel! #SXSWi
• First AT&T, now Stupid Fucking Verizon dropping my fucking call again! #SXSW #iPhone
• Eww… Rachael Ray has barbecue sauce on her face again…  #sxsw #feedback
• I KNEW IT! Kim Kardashian is Gwynnie’s surprise guest at The Glee Music Guest Star #SXSW Gleevent.
• Halp! Whats the bllest way too get pukes off an iPad!? #sWsx*xXxzzz

“Uh, excuse me…did someone here order the time of their life?!” – @trumpetcake

I know a lot of you still don’t use Twitter because you think it’s a colossal waste of time teeming with nothing but “I’m so busy! LOL!” and “I’m still so busy! LOLZ!” updates. Very true. But if you’re into wasting time and enjoy a tee-hee or two, you might want to give Twitter a look see. You don’t need to tweet (congrats on the self-restraint), you can just have the window open while you’re attacking that spreadsheet and glance over every now and then to ingest a delicious amuse-bouche of entertainment.

If you choose who to follow wisely, you can keep your Twitter feed a mundane-free zone. Stay away from celebrities (unless they’re insane), athletes, social media guys and the “gurus” in your field, most are pedantic bores who define the popular hash tag #humblebrag.

I stick with comedy writers, music geeks and funny friends. Sample: @jonwurster, @elibraden, @trumpetcake, @NikkiGlaser, @toddbarry, @meganamram, @MorganCline, @apocalypsehow, @toddmarrone, @wadetoblack, @comedyminusone, @maggieserota, @girlwithatail, @turbograndma, @goose, @meechone, @TheBiggIdea, @anthonydevito to name a few. #FF the crap out of them!  Here’s a streaming lists of tweets from some of the humorous people we follow on Twitter: Quality Tweets of The Day!

You can also follow us. We’re good for about 5-10 tweets a day of varying quality. Feel free to boo us (unfollow) or shower us with praise (retweet). Here’s a sampling of the sweet and salty nuggets we’re providing on Twitter:

• Still no replacement microwave in our office. How long do I need to sit on this bag of mashed potatoes before it’s done?
• Just started using Apple’s video FaceTime, neat! Lighting in this bathroom stall is not good though, sorry Aunt Ethel!
• I miss the days when people drove faster (and safer) not slower (and textier).
• It’s a fact, men pee in the shower sometimes. I just wish the guys at the gym wouldn’t get so upset about it.
• I found 20 bucks in some jeans this morning. Pickpocketing on the train is easier than I thought.
• If I was transported to the Little House on The Prairie, I’d be dead in 2 hours. Wagon crash, churning accident, TB, boredom, take your pick.
• Excited for the post-game episode of Glee. They’re doing all Black Eyed Peas songs… and Slash plays the new kid.
• I’m very disappointed with my hand, it keeps shoving French Toast Sticks in my face. Not happy with my mouth either.
• My 6-year-old’s birthday party was a success but the tattoo artist was a waste of $. None of the kids were cool enough to get one.
• I define “classy” as not having beach towels mixed in with your bath towels.
• Sometimes I get sad thinking Billy Crystal still has some baseball stories from his youth he hadn’t shared with us.
• Jason Statham currently reading a script about a transgendered quadriplegic who teaches art.. KIDDING! It’s a about a hit man.
• We don’t have a fireplace so I go snuggle up in front of the one at Panera. Tho I must remember to keep my bathrobe closed.

More: Keep Twitter Funny: Follow Dave Hill, Todd Barry and Jon Wurster

Keep in Touch:

“How quickly can you Retweet a @mashable tweet?”

“Please use harness in a sentence about social media. Great, now pretend I’m a client and use it five different times in one short conversation.”

“What is your stance on tagging friends who look drunk in photos?”

“If I give you a cat, a piano and our product. Tell me what kind of video you’d create and how you’d make it go viral.”

“What is your experience with posting brand-promoting comments on popular blogs using 250 different aliases?“

“Would you describe your Social Media Persona as a People Persona?”

“Gowalla, Foursquare or Facebook Places? In your opinion, what’s the best application to let our followers know exactly when we are picking up our dry cleaning?”

“What are you currently the mayor of? Where do you see yourself being mayor of this time next year?”

“Do you have a background in glocal crowdsourcing for brand building using targeted channels?”

“About how long would it take you to update a 250-slide social media PowerPoint presentation on a daily basis with images of the latest memes and buzz words?”

“There’s talk of this word ‘plan’ regarding social media. Not familiar. What have you heard?”

“Would you be comfortable starting with the title ‘Social Media Rock Star’ and if all goes well in the first year, promoted to ‘Social Media Hollywood Triple Threat’?”

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Camper Von Bikethoven! Give it three weeks until you see a some dumb hipster trying to pull this off. Enjoy some more camper bike photos and paintings, then build your own why don’t cha. via @iamjolly

Speaking of… It’s pretty easy to tell the difference between those who bike to work for health reasons and those who do it for DUI reasons.

Ooopsie! Looks like Gizmodo’s Jason Chen made fun of a “Lazy Segway Mom” three years ago and just found out the woman was not actually lazy. She was in fact a “15-year cancer survivor who lost her left leg to the illness” and was just “helping take care of her grandniece.” Good lord I am not making fun of stupid-looking anonymous people ever again. Read the Giant Asshole’s (his words, not mine) apology here.

Julie Roberts’ Giant Mouthful of Teeth Are Back on The Big Screen: I bet you’d attract a larger audience if you added just one word to the end of the her latest horror movie title “Eat Pray Love”… that word being “Die”.

Don’t Forget: Blake Schwarzenbach’s new band — forgetters — has posted some new song clips. Go have a listen. EP Drops Sept. 21.

Congrats Phoenix! Best of luck rising from the ashes of your predatory student loans.

Awesome, Indeed! “Artists illustrate “Law & Order” plot synopses. Awesome.” via @timcarvell via @strangerslog

I Doot! The guests at The Clinton wedding got to pee pee and poo poo in style: $15,000 porta-potties.

We Love Sports! Dammit! My beach cruiser got a flat! There goes the .5 mile Bike stage of the Petite Triathlon. Hope the Boogie Board stage goes smoother.

Sit On It, Rudd! “Dinner for Schmucks? More like the Happy Days episode “Fonzie vs. The She Devils”.” Tweet by @RobPRocks

You Should Follow: Please check out Todd Barry‘s replies to the inane and semi-literate tweets of a very popular bad rapper:

Don’t worry. Pottery Barn is pretty good about refunds. RT @kanyewest Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on

We could never hang. I love taxes. RT @kanyewest: I love everybody… only thing I don’t like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight

True, but I’m still opening that typewriter repair shop. RT @kanyewest most businesses don’t make it out of their first year

Bad Idea #2354: Wishing the “Sh*t My Dad Says” show all the excitement, success and ratings that “Quarterlife” enjoyed. Fire your agent William Sh*tner.

Gear Head’s Up: Laurent Nivalle Photography: Le Mans Classic 2010 via Grain Edit

More Motorized Mayhem: This sweet ride was built in the 30s.

NO MORE ROBOTS! For The love of god, Japan, stop making things that will one day enslave us all.

Help Me: What’s the word for that “ashamed & miserable yet cocky & defiant” look always given by all the smokers outside my building?

Keeping Score at Facebook: Help our favorite disc jockey, WPRB’s Jon Solomon, get to 300 Facebook Friends before his bitter rival at Trash Flow Radio. The loser must dance atop a Q102 billboard on the PA turnpike for 24-straight hours (I think). For the love of god, follow now!

Oodles of Noodles: Watching a show about Okie Noodling. Interesting to learn about these terrifying creatures… and how they catch fish.

Quality Tweets of The Week Winners: View Tweets @Randazzoj @morgan_murphy @dubouchet @joshcomers and @toddmarrone.

Hollywood Baby News: Diablo Cody, the woman who made everyone officially tired of snark, just birthed a baby. She can’t decided between the names “Just Sayin’” or “Whatevs”

Breaking Breakfast News: Haven’t switched over to iced coffee, but wow, this iced omelet is very refreshing.

Pennsylvania Travel Tips: Heading to Dutch Wonderland with the family next month. It’s Dutch, so prostitutes and pot are totally cool, right?

Just Did Some Math… turns out the only people who enjoy Drag Queen entertainment MORE than me is every person on the planet.

I’m talking about the weaving of big-name social networking sites into the plots on Law & Order (and its spinoffs such as Major Cases and Sexy Victims’ Units), made extra weird by the fake names the shows’ writers have come up with presumably to shield against legal action: The amusing “Facespace” (a kind of MySpace/Facebook hybrid) has recently changed to “Faceunion.” The same recent episode featured an iPhone app and website called “Anonymous Quickie” (obviously meant to stand in for Grindr, the GPS-based hookup tool that promiscuous gay future Sexy Victims use).* I’m waiting (on L&O or off) for an x-rated Facebook called Facef*ck.

Look, I don’t have a fancy writing degree from New York City’s prestigious Hudson University. And yet with my new storyblog I’ve had occasion to come up with some, dare I say, ingenious pseudonyms for many of the people, places, and things in my true stories. I went “à clé” to protect their identities, especially mobbed-up people I’ve known.

So I thought I’d quickly just try my hand at this, with some…

Pseudo-Names for Social Networking Sites:

• Foursquare: “Self-Stalker”
• MySpace: “FOXySpace”
• Meetup.com: “WeirdHobby.com”
• Plaxo: “NoThanxO”
• Friendster: “MeSoHornyMeLoveYouLongTimester”

More New Fake Names for Social Networking Sites, and Ideas for Plots Involving Them:

Flickr: “Pitchr”

Uniformed Officer: (bursting in to precinct, breathless) “That missing little girl in Far Rockaway… someone just tagged her in some vacation pictures on his Pitchr account! We gotta move on this!”

Lt. Van Buren: “Ugh, not again. I forgot my damn login for that site. I never use it anymore. Does anybody in here share photos with loved ones on Pitchr? Get over here and log in for us, will you? Goddamn websites are getting on my last nerve today.“

[OPENING CREDITS BEGIN, THEME MUSIC UNDER]

Twitter: “Pitter-Patter”

tweet: “patty-cake”

Det. Benson: “Captain, we’ve got a situation. A lady in the Bronx just patty-caked an S.O.S. to Pitter-Patter from her handheld! She is being attacked by a sex criminal. She asked her Pitter-Patter followers to contact SVU for her, and we’ve been getting dozens of frantic patty-cakes at @sexyvictims.”

Cap’n Cragen: “Followers? Is she a cult leader or something?”

Det. Benson: “No, but she is a top patty-caker. People hang on her every patty-cake. Excuse me, I have to go RP this post.”

Cap’n Cragen: (looking sadder than usual) “S.O.S. by SMS? Re-patty-caking? Liv, I don’t know if I can live in this world anymore. What ever happened to pens and papers?”

[OPENING CREDITS BEGIN, THEME MUSIC UNDER]

LinkedIn: “ChainedTogether”

Det. Eames: “So what are you telling us, professor? Somebody used ChainedTogether to find all their former colleagues from the bank where they worked, and then had bombs delivered to those people’s current places of employment? That’s just sick.”

Det. Goren: “I know. Whatever happened to just ‘going postal’ the old-fashioned way?”

Det. Eames: “Hey, remind me to go reject the ChainedTogether invitation Detective Munch over in SVU sent me last week. I don’t want to be chained up with him in any way, shape or form.”

Det. Goren: “You’re on ChainedTogether? So am I! Why haven’t we chained up yet?” (Det. Eames looks down at the floor.)

[OPENING CREDITS BEGIN, THEME MUSIC UNDER]

*I can’t remember what they were, but these shows have used other stand-in names for things like Craigslist and YouTube. Can anyone remember what they were?

Read more SM SHRAKE at You Wanna Know What? and The Shrake-tionary.

Use Twitter as a convenient vessel for humoring yourself during the day, a little joke feed if you will. In seconds you can set up a Twitter account and follow some of your favorite comedians. Successful comedians work at night and have all afternoon to waste. When they’re not bothering their agents about roles they didn’t get, they tweet. A lot.

Twitter has become the number one (non-Asian-porn) diversion for these nocturnal beings. Many work out new bits in their tweets, some shoot the shit with fellow comics and some use it only to promote gigs (@attell), useful but not as fun for us. Follow a lot at first then pare down based on who entertains you the most. You can even heckle them. But remember, you’re not funny.

Aside: Celebrity Twitterers are boring, yes even Shaq and that guy from that show. Stay away. Until a tweet like this appears, “Demi and I on my Harley, cruising down the PCH… wow, that oncoming truck sure is getting clo.” Don’t follow them.

Back to the funny: I only follow about 10 comedians, and that’s more than enough for my recommended daily allowance of guffaws. Here are my three favorites:

Dave Hill – @mrdavehill

Life is very unfair to Dave Hill, but he somehow manages to keep his wits about him and documents the pain and misery he must endure being extremely stylish, fit, charming and probably the world’s greatest guitarist. Here are some recent tweets from Dave’s trip home to the parents for the holidays.

Driving back to NYC with my brother, my niece, and my nephew. They won’t let me control the radio. The bullshit never ends!!!

I’m trying to flood the kitchen so my parents will have no choice but to take me out to dinner. Desperate times call for desperate measures!

My dad is playing dramatic, minor key piano music to underscore his disappointment that I still haven’t shoveled the driveway. Not working.

Todd Barry – @toddbarry

Mega-star Todd Barry uses Twitter for two reasons: to remind the world he is very famous and deserves celebrity treatment (very true), and more importantly, to keep other comedians in check with the soul-crushing force of his vicious and venomous Retweets (RT).

“Text’d”? Congrats on abbreviating a word and keeping it the same length. RT @steveagee wow @toddbarry just text’d me…

To: @WholeFoods. Accidentally bought your 365 brand body lotion. Meant to buy conditioner. Please pick up+replace. I’m a MAJOR celebrity.

There’s a new place called ShutTheFuckUp’s. Try it! RT @jwoliner Anyone recommend good Vietnamese sandwiches near silverlake/los feliz?

Jon Wurster – @jonwurster

A newbie to the Twitosphere, this Superchunk drummer and WFMU Best Show guest, makes me LWP (laugh-while-pooping) on a daily basis. He may be a little out there for some, especially the nasty Twitter war he waged against the Pope’s nephew, Craig, but give Philly Boy Roy a chance, I think he’s the funniest guy on the planet.

Now I have TOO many followers. It’s upsetting because I know I’ll probably end up asking them to kill for me. Or at the very least burgle.

I need ten more followers and I will beat Craig Ratzinger. My thoughts go out to his uncle who got tackled by a chick the other night.

Just got my Xmas present from my rich uncle Steve. It’s a gift certificate to Burger King. For $15,000.00.

If you found this information helpful, please follow me: @usedwigs (and unfollow once I start complaining about those stupid Roloff twins). Feel free to tell me your favorite comedians on Twitter too, comment below.

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