Team UsedWigs, Inc. pulled off our first “live” show this past Friday night and it was a ton o’ fun. Critics raved, “They sure drink a lot, especially in a coffee house.” and “The seats were very comfortable.”

First of all, hiiii! I always like to give a warm Southern welcome to my readers, y’all! As some of you who follow my exploits know, I’m working like a rented mule to become the Ultimate Washington Insider (UWI), which is not easy when you’re looking down the barrel of the big Five-O, do not [...]

The debate always seems to rise again: Is Washington, D.C., in the South? After the last couple Bible-belt-strangled presidential elections, which gave us Bush, I said, quote, “F**k the South” — therefore I don’t want D.C. to be in the South, because I live here now. It makes me look foolish. Did I get bamboozled? [...]