Halloween Costume Dos and Don'ts 2009 »

Wolfie!

DON’T YOU DARE!
PLEASE DO!

“Wolverine” – There’s nothing sadder at a party than watching a flabby guy in a white tank top with long scraggly sideburns and chopsticks taped to his knuckles trying to make time with the ladies.

“Teen Wolf Too” – Chicks love wolves, that’s a cold hard fact, but some like a little sensitivity [...]

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Great Vampire Flicks and "Daybreakers" Movie Trailer Review »

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I love a good vampire movie. Give me one with a new twist on the mythology (synthetic blood!) or a classic stake-through-the-heart chiller and I’m usually sucked in, just don’t crap it up with a lot of romance… or moody teens. “Daybreakers” (in theaters January 8, 2010) looks pretty slick. I like that the earth is now bloodsuckers only (nice twist) who are faced with a dwindling blood supply.

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South Park: Vampires vs Goths »

South Park still rules after all these years. This hilarious episode contains maybe the best line ever written dealing with the exhaustive nature of childhood taunting, “So we’re back to that, are we?” Brilliant.

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Movie Trailer Review: Step Brothers »

Based on the box office of Dewy Cox and Semi-Pro, I think Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly will be begging their agents to find them the most indie, non-comedy project out there just to stave off the negative overexposure comments. Probably a smart movie. We could all use a break.

But before these two grow [...]

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