Gabe puts an ingenious spin on your favorite “movie quotes.”
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Turn off your creep filter and allow Gabe and Max to show you how to blast those flabby delts. “Take lots of tiny fast steps.”

Sorry Ladies, This Hunk is Taken: Inventor Le Trung has made himself a robotic wife and it looks like he plans to have sex with it. Way to go Trung! Thanks for smashing to bits all those creepy Japanese scientist stereotypes.  His next invention: a high-powered robotic douche. [via Gizmodo]

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“Right Turn, Clyde!” I usually forget everything I read at night by the time I wipe the morning sleepies from my eyes, but here’s a little tidbit on primate intelligence that stuck with me:

“There is a saying among primate keepers that if you give a screwdriver to a chimp, it will throw it at someone. [...]

The fun new site videogum.com, from the fine folks who bring you stereogum.com, just let the world know about the new doc, Monster Camp, or what I like to call, “What me and my larping pals did this past weekend while you were having sex.” It looks awesome.

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