[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gYTEWGVYwg[/youtube]   What the…?! A movie about a swarthy Spanish gentleman having a lot of sex! And Penelope Cruz is also in it… having a lot sex! Holy shit, we haven’t seen a groundbreaking cinematic innovation like this since… well, um, last week and the week before that and pretty much every single time there [...]

Green is a comic book nerd with a sharp wit who keeps out of the tabloids and takes on some interesting projects. Sure, he’s done his fair share of crap movies, but he always keeps his cool, droll demeanor in tact no matter how bad the film is. You must give the brother a lot of credit, being a diminutive red-headed guy doesn’t exactly open a lot of doors for you in Tinseltown.

You are a writer, actor, singer and comedian. Which one do you want to take all the way? Or do you want to keep them all rolled up in one? I want to take everything all the way, or at least to sloppy third. I briefly knew an amateur drag queen here in D.C. who [...]