The Bush Years – A Complete Listing of Stories from The Onion
By Jeff on Jan 20, 2009 in Time Wasters | Comments
Wow, here's a very thorough list of Onion stories documenting a most baffling and enraging 8 years. To put it mildly.
Highlights:
- June 20, 2001: Bush Trying To Decide How To Spend His Tax Refund
- March 6, 2002: Bush Calls On Business Leaders To Create 500,000 Shitty Jobs By 2003.
- September 11, 2002: Bush Won’t Stop Asking Cheney If We Can Invade Yet.
- October 15, 2003: Bush Disappointed To Learn Chinese Foreign Minister Doesn’t Know Karate.
- July 18, 2006: Bush Quietly Rolls Back Iraq Death Toll To Zero.
- March 28, 2007: Heroic Secret Service Agent Takes Question Intended For Bush.
- December 9, 2008: Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore.
- December 10, 2008: Bush Picks Laser Background For Presidential Portrait.
- December 16, 2008: $700 Billion Bailout Celebrated With Lavish $800 Billion Executive Party.
- January 6, 2009: Single-Engine Cessna Crashes Into Bush.
- January 9, 2009: Vice President Cheney Seen Dragging Egg Sac Through West Wing.
Complete List: www.nielsenhayden.com
Tags: Bush • Cheney • Douchebags • The Onion
