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Jeff

• Launch of the World’s Largest Model Rocket: http://tr.im/k1fI (not to be confused with Lunch of the World’s Largest Model)
• Watching the Duggars pack. They’re heading to NYC. Wish I could stop watching, but Jesus won’t let me.
• Love the bad, fake Nirvana and Fugazi drops ESPN uses on Sports Center. Just a couple notes away from a licensing fee.
• I like to to wear this get-up in marketing meetings and when visiting the Men’s Room: http://tinyurl.com/c5p22t
• Is there an opposite to a “Save Our Show” campaign? If so, I’m gonna get real busy.
• Watched “Role Models” last night (completely sober) and laughed up a storm. Good to see Paul Rudd play a prick for a change.
• Hoping I never have to utter the word “PANormous” when ordering dinner.
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Todd

• Somewhere, a web-savvy entrepreneur is registering bearflu.com, turtleflu.com, donkeyflu.com and kangarooflu.com.
• Happy Earth Day, earth. It seems like just yesterday that you were flat and at the center of the universe. Planets grow up so fast.
• I’m considering growing out a handlebar mustache to match my love handles. Then, I’ll buy a CB radio and use “Handles” as my handle.
• Interviewing, viewing and reviewing the Presidents of the USA tonight for UsedWigs Radio.
• This evening, I ate 10 pieces of pizza. That’s between 6 and 8 pieces of pizza too many.
• Where will I be on Judgment Day? I’ll be the bailiff.
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