Used Tweets

Todd

• The Learning Channel is perfect if what you want to “learn” about is dwarfism.
• For a stuffed animal, the worst assignment must be roadside memorial.
• After spending Friday night with Metric, gallon, inch and pound won’t return my phone calls: http://twitpic.com/81n6h
• Our pet cat seemed so important to me… until we had our son. Our son seemed so imporant to me… until I got an iPhone.
• There’s nothing funny about an exploding package, Jokey Smurf.
• The day after Flag Day is always such a letdown.
• Just wanted to touch base with everyone. Just touching base. Let’s touch base again later.
• The recommended serving size of Fig Newtons is two cookies. Now imagine being served two Fig Newtons.
• ReThought Thurs: Even though I grew up as an only child, I’m not spoiled. You can even ask my masseuse.
• It takes time and energy to figure out how and why things happen. It’s much easier to call them miracles and go back to eating corn chips.
• Watching standard-definition TV is like camping.
• When we finally grant the robots suffrage, will it be extended to the voting machines?
• There’s a special place in hell reserved for those who make reservations for hell.

Jeff

• Watching Food Network, just saw a barbeque champ who was very fit and healthy looking… nah, kidding, he was a fat load.
• Berks County Classifieds: DWF seeks man, must love kids (8 of them) and being belittled. #jon&kate
• FYI, there is a Songwriters Hall of Fame. Bon Jovi was just inducted. That should tell you all you need to know about it.
• Watching soccer (or any sport’s) highlights on ESPN is brutal. Shoehorn in some more lame retro catchphrases…no, really, good stuff
• Have a bit of a problem with The Roots “opening” for Sheryl Crow in Philly on the fourth. Promoters might want to flip that bill.
• Firefox is the neediest browser I’ve ever meet.
• Bruce playing with Phish is not my my idea of an “amazing show”… “Glory Days” and “Mustang Sally”…. was this an AARP event? #bonnaroo
• don’t mean to boast, but “acne_cure” is now following me. yep, pretty sweet.
• Sammy Hagar just sang the words “hoochie coochie man” with a straight face, also wearing a “Chickenfoot” tee. Too many point deductions to count.
• “Caillou” makes me hate all Canadian children.
• Uh oh, the father gorilla on “American Chopper” is angry again.
• Will Ferrell could use some help chosing scripts. #understatement
• Hey Philly, Converse is making ugly sneakers especially for WMMR and WYSP listeners: http://tr.im/nwYD #badidea
• If you hate laughing, tune in “Mike & Mike” sports talk radio, they’ll make sure it never happens. Dreadful.
• No one makes me laugh harder than Jon Wurster: http://wfmu.org/playlists/BS #tbsowfmu