Very Creepy Pillows
By Jeff on Feb 8, 2009 in Daily Distractions, Gift Ideas | 9 Comments
Our pal Michele was pillow shopping and came across this frightening gift aimed at lonely people or individuals with an amputation fetish. Sorry, this is for Caucasian-lovers only, no other colors available.
Bonus: The soft, lifeless arm and limp hand can easily switch from butt play to breast grope in seconds!
Price: $29.99
These man pillows might have been a direct response to the even-creepier Japanese female lap pillows. (Sorry, I know saying “even-creepier” with “Japanese” is redundant.)
Price: $120 (free FBI surveillance with every purchase!)
The “creeps” keep coming… baby style!
“Therapeutic Positioning Pillow”? This disturbing scene looks more like the end result of a parent rescuing his infant from the clutches of a giant nefarious muppet thanks to some handy ax work. These mitts ain’t cheap either $35 a EACH!
Okay, here’s a creepy head cushion that actually serves a good purpose, the Durex Performa Stamina Pillow:
“Slow down cowboy!” Not sure if these are for sale, if they are, please let me know… my friend needs one.
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TAGS: baby pillow • creepy • Durex Performa Stamina Pillow • Hug Me Pillow • Japanese • Pillow • Therapeutic Positioning Pillow • Valetines' Day Git
