Comments on: You Were Meant for Greatness

By: Scott Shrake

Scott Shrake — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:40:20 +0000

I cannot express to you how weirded out I was tonight to see that, sometime between when I wrote this and … right now … the “You Were Meant for Greatness” graffito WAS PAINTED OVER. Not by me, but by the District or the Obama administration or someone.

I guess I did it with my mind, though, really.

By: Jen Purpledranker

Jen Purpledranker — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:08:55 +0000

I would seriously consider my offer and consider it in short order, because what’s left of Wall Street is banging down my door.

By: Jen Purpledranker

Jen Purpledranker — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:27:27 +0000

Here’s a fine example of the entreprenurial skills of some drug dealers a few years back: They needed to appeal to a younger clientele, so they came up with Cheese, a mix of Strawberry Quik and heroin. They call it starter heroin and it was flyin’ off the streets. May I be an instructor at your crime school?

By: Christina

Christina — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:16:25 +0000

“Lots of former IT workers, secretaries, and HR recruiters have no clue how to get into the cockfighting or drug-dealing business. That’s where you come in.”

LOVE IT!!!!!

By: Dolph Stack

Dolph Stack — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:43:45 +0000

Forget Internet II, no one can afford it. I had an idea from listening to conservative talk radio: Hitler II.

By: Todd Marrone

Todd Marrone — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:12:43 +0000

“The words of the prophet are written on the subway walls.”

- Edie Brickell’s First Husband

By: Gabe

Gabe — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:57:26 +0000

I heard food is going up.