Boy Genius Finishes College at 10, Stuck in Crappy Job at 11

Under the home-school guidance of his mother, Park finished high school at the age of six. He then breezed through college by the time he was eight and capped off his accelerated education by receiving his MBA from Villanova University at the tender age of 10. Now the precocious young man is a first-year consultant with a financial consulting firm making 58K a year, working 70-hour weeks and hating every minute of it.

David Blaine Fails Latest Stunt!

The much heralded daredevil who has survived such stunts as being buried alive and being turned into a human ice cube, has never had a real day job and did not know what to expect. After his first 10-hour day, filled with four different meetings and two conference calls with needy clients, Blaine was extremely fatigued and found wandering around the kitchen in a daze looking for coffee creamers.