Merry Christmas! Enjoy Some Festive Tweets
For those of you who celebrate, I hope you all have a holly jolly one.
My neighbor Mark is very angry that my Christmas lights are super bright and spell out MARK SUCKS.
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 8, 2020
It's not Hallmark's best but I do enjoy seeing all the Philly landmarks in "The Christmas Hoagie."
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 14, 2020
I’m at my daughter’s preschool holiday concert. They better stick to the hits, no deep cuts.
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 14, 2012
Heading over to our office holiday party now, excited to catch up with people I interact with every day for 8-10 hours.
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 16, 2016
Public domain songs sung at my kid's mostly non-denominational holiday concert
– The Magic Snow Shovel
– It's That Time of Year
– Bells are Ringing
– The Twelve Days of Vacation
– O Merry Mittens!
– There's a Tree in the House
– Here Comes Carol— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 4, 2019
The baby playing Jesus in our Children's Christmas Pageant was wearing "Santa's Little Helper" jammies. That's definitely not canon.
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 21, 2017
A little sad, this is the first Christmas my kids—a teen and a tween—have not asked for any toys… but cheered myself up thinking about my youngest asking for her own salt shaker when she was 4.
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 6, 2019
Merry Christmas Eve from me and this horrible creature who lives in our chimney. pic.twitter.com/6y7mIuN2DO
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 25, 2021
"Neat, a baseball cap, thanks." – Ron Howard, every Christmas
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 8, 2011
Bought all my friends and family skinny jeans for Christmas! Didn't know anyone's sizes, just winged it! Should be fun!
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 24, 2019
I think I'll take down our Christmas tree today because it's really dry and currently on fire.
— Jëff (@usedwigs) January 9, 2016
Took the day off to go Christmas clothes shopping for my daughters, have already whispered "this is so cute" to myself about 30 times.
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 2, 2016
Here's a Christmas photo of my parents from 1995. Patty is wearing a Ziggy sweatshirt (our beagle) that Don gave her. They were the best 🙂 pic.twitter.com/B12HJJ8ULx
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 24, 2017
What the hell went wrong, people who put their trees out on the curb the day after Christmas?
— Jëff (@usedwigs) December 27, 2019
More Holiday Cheer!
Chip and Jeff chat about some of the Lowest-Rated Hallmark Christmas Movies…
and some Misheard Christmas Song Lyrics with Jake Mattera.