My Most Popular Tweet of 2017 and Other Important Thoughts
I have never put less thought or words into a tweet than this one…
*Thom Yorke voice* pic.twitter.com/b89XDhjuv2
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) September 17, 2017
Important tweeted-out thoughts from December…
Sorry I'm 9 hours late. I had to put the drawstring back in my hoodie.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 28, 2017
Just fell asleep at a family party. One of the elder uncles took me aside and whispered "welcome."
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 25, 2017
Sorry for getting a bit nostalgic but I'm celebrating 6 years of friendship with my college friend's sister's dentist on Facebook.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 28, 2017
"…they never called themselves 'Hall and Oates,' all their records say 'Daryl Hall and John Oates.' They prefer using their full… oh I'm sorry honey, you want a different bedtime story?"
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 18, 2017
Office party today. Very excited to spend time with people I see 8 hours a day/250+ days a year.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 15, 2017
Because you watched Longmire
– Broadchurch
– Grandbroth
– Deepgirth
– Widegoth
– Largeteen
– Stoutdick
– Lutefisk— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 14, 2017
No one hates my Star Wars fandom more than my son Greedo.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 13, 2017
Stoked. Just reached Level 3 in this bag of Milano Double Darks.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 9, 2017
While I did not get selected for jury duty, it was just nice to wear my homemade Batman costume out in public again.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 6, 2017
Due to recent backlash against (very good) puns I will NOT be naming these new decorations Awreatha Franklin and Wreath Witherspoon. pic.twitter.com/Kb8eKIA4he
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 3, 2017
Me: large coffee, no sugar
Dunkin Donuts: large coffee, 6 sugars
Me: no, no sugar please
DD: 4 sugars?
Me: absolutely no sugars pls
DD: um, I'm gonna have to ask my manager.— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) December 2, 2017