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I say potato you say potato, another guy says potato, everyone starts chanting potato, the potato meeting was a huge success
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) May 31, 2015
When God invented snakes he was like do you want legs or do you want to look like a scary belt, too late scary belt
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) October 4, 2014
One time I was on wheel of fortune and I leaned over to spin the wheel and a hotdog fell out of my shirt
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) August 1, 2015
Interview Tip: wear your tie around your head like rambo so they know you're serious about business
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) June 14, 2014
The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) June 17, 2015
*raises hand on Jeopardy*
"What is I swallowed my clicker thing Alex?"
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) May 7, 2015
When you meet new people don't tell them you're not a robot, that sounds like something a robot would say
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) April 19, 2015
