Enjoy The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen in a Long Time
Ted Travelstead is the funniest guy I know and he now has a new vlog that is laugh out loud funny. Bonus, each episode is short so you can watch a lot in one sitting.
I was lucky enough to become friends with Ted many many years ago through a microblog called Twitter (it is now something else). Ted is a really sweet guy with a completely original comedic mind. Simply put, he is quite a rascal!
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Some of Ted’s Best
Spent the day dressed as a bee, gently bumping myself against my neighbor's sliding-glass door. Got the hose twice.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) August 19, 2012
Just found out that my cat, Jellybeans, is just an old bag of jellybeans. Still love him so much.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) October 9, 2012
Cuddling this old can of Pepsi I found under my Aunt’s porch and pretending it’s “Baby R2-D2.”
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) January 25, 2020
Grandma wasn’t “run over” by a reindeer. She was trampled. Her pelvis was shattered, it punctured a lung, she lost a finger, and was in the ICU for three days. Sing that, you sick fucks.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) December 5, 2019
Yeah, not great. pic.twitter.com/MU2NYWLb5W
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) March 2, 2021
I don't even take my M&Ms with water anymore, just chew 'em dry and swallow.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) November 29, 2020
be ur own secret santa with ambien and amazon
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) December 16, 2017
Here I am at 90, spry as a fox, jumping around my "contained living enclosure" while a crowd of robots toss tater tots at my feet as treats.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) May 21, 2016
Pushing an empty wheelbarrow through #Coachella and telling folks that for five dollars they can reach in and "grab a handful of starlight." So far I've made $70,000.00.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) April 15, 2022
