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FAKE BREEDS I’VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 24, 2013
Quietly whispering “Shut up” as I scroll thru my feed
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 6, 2013
TRUE STORY: I walked into a public bathroom last night, looked at the handicapped stall and thought, “Treat yourself.”
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) November 29, 2012
I miss getting drunk and telling people how to live their lives and then falling into a hedge.
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 12, 2012
To review, Chrissy Hynde is gonna make you notice her through the use of her: 1) arms 2) legs 3) stah 4) saltine 5) fingers 6) maginashaw
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 30, 2013
What do people with huge earlobe spacers want us to do?
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) April 11, 2013
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