For Someone Who Doesn’t Like Billy Joel’s Music I Sure Tweet About Billy Joel a Lot
You say I’m a little obsessed with William Martin Joel? You may be right.
I'm pretty busy so instead of replying to your replies with words, I'm just gonna use these handy Billy Joel emotions (Joelmoticons?).
– Nice!
– Good for you!
– I don't understand what you're saying.
– NO! pic.twitter.com/ZIJhi47XTV— Jeff (@usedwigs) April 5, 2019
Every time he finishes singing the chorus of "Piano Man" live, Billy Joel points to himself and mouths "It's me, I'm the Piano Man."
— Jeff (@usedwigs) July 22, 2017
Scary, I was just hit in the face by a Billy Joel 45 when a record store shelf collapsed and My Life flashed before my eyes.
— Jeff (@usedwigs) April 30, 2014
🎵Brenda and Eddie shared a
Bowl of spaghetti
Followed by two orders of
The chicken parm
Passing around the bread basket
Happy it was still very warm
Nobody looked any finer
Or put away more bottles
Of wine errr….🎵– Billy Joel, first draft
— Jeff (@usedwigs) January 18, 2020
"After saving the day, Piano Man was welcomed into the Hall of Justice by Batman and Superman…" – Billy Joel daydreaming
— Jeff (@usedwigs) May 24, 2014
"Tell Her About IT" – Billy Joel recommending Stephen King
— Jeff (@usedwigs) May 18, 2020
Billy Joel cover bands interviewed in the documentary
– Joel Lotta Love
– A Joel New World
– It's Still Rock and Joel to Me
– Uptown Guy
– Piano Mania
– Tonic & Gin
– Davy in The Navy
– Chilly Joel & The Firestarters— Jeff (@usedwigs) January 20, 2020
I feel like I don't get enough credit for all the awful Billy Joel puns I don't post.
— Jeff (@usedwigs) May 18, 2020
