Happy National Mutt Day
Celebrate National Mutt Day by enjoying some fun dog tweets and supporting your local shelters. Here are some great ones in the Philly area.
I have to share my dog going bananas in the leaves so you can see at least one happy thing on here today. pic.twitter.com/mYTJUxzJTt
— Andrew O. (@TheOrvedahl) October 28, 2018
I saw a little dog obeying French commands from its French owner and my first thought was, “This fucking dog is smarter than me.”
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) July 21, 2015
If a couple tells you what they’re naming their child and you know a dog with that name, maybe just privately enjoy the fun coincidence.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) August 25, 2017
Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
— summer goth 🦇 (@NicCageMatch) April 10, 2014
who’s a good dog pic.twitter.com/BUYY4Y1LyG
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 6, 2019
Tensions boil over pic.twitter.com/3WvGhXL7Af
— Martha Kelly (@MarthaKelly3) July 15, 2019
Asked a cute guy at the dog park if his dog was a puppy he stared off dramatically and said “Yep… she’s pretty new to this world” BYE NERD
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 15, 2015
Two years ago today I saw a dog standing on a table watching a band play in a pizza parlor. pic.twitter.com/ypUWvCURGC
— Jon Solomon (@jonsolomon) June 21, 2016
I’ve started wearing fatigues to justify my dog’s reaction when I come home.
— Anthony DeVito (@AnthonyDeVito) February 8, 2013
"You did it!"
"You did it!"
"You did it!"
-dog watching me fail to solve a rubiks cube— dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 18, 2017
I asked my dog what he’d actually do if he caught the Fed Ex person, and he admitted he hadn’t thought that part through yet.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 5, 2016
I grew up on a farm Upstate, so in third grade, when my dog died, my parents told me he went to live in a suburban split-level on Long Island.
— Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) August 1, 2018
If a woman wanted to marry me just for my dog I’d totally get it.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) February 7, 2016
Not sure how I feel about someone else’s dog eating my trash.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) March 30, 2013
This dog throws a fit if you attempt to remove his poncho pic.twitter.com/wA2ezIuQCb
— Eileen Curtright (@eileencurtright) October 21, 2018
Some day that moment comes when you take your dog to the bar, and he's too cool to want to be seen with you. pic.twitter.com/7tsGGrAPgO
— Chip Chantry (@ChipChantry) June 27, 2017
My nightly walks where I linger on the edges of my neighbors’ lawns whispering “good boy” have become a lot less creepy now that I have a dog
— Gabe Miller (@TheGabestOfAll) June 26, 2018
Sorry I enthusiastically yelled, “BIG DOG LITTLE DOG!” at you but you WERE walking a big dog with a little dog.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) July 6, 2019
I don’t have the patience to date someone with a dog named Bella.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) March 2, 2016
STARTLE your partner during lovemaking by announcing that you want to build a dog hospital.
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) November 18, 2015
Imagine a small dog with hooves. Picture it galloping through a casino. Everyone is cheering. Security will never catch it! There it goes!!
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) August 2, 2013
[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color…is it…gray?
[OTHER DOG] oh my GOD— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) January 25, 2015
I’m sorry I pet your baby like a dog. I didn’t know what else to do with it.
— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) October 30, 2015
There better be dogs at my funeral
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) January 9, 2019
*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest*
psst what time does your shift end?— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) January 11, 2016
Whoever said dogs are smart never saw my dog when a doorbell rings on TV.
— aaron blitzstein (@BlitznBeans) February 18, 2014
Our dogs are my daughter's least cooperative Barbies.
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 20, 2016
I told your dog he was a bad boy while you were in the bathroom.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 11, 2015
Bob Barker was enthusiastic about pet neutering because he was tired of being chased by hundreds of stray dogs, all shouting his name.
— William Fatzinger Jr (@billyfatzinger) February 27, 2018
Running out of ways to tell the dogs that the squirrels aren't my priority.
— John Levenstein (@johnlevenstein) December 23, 2017
The only trick my dog knows is that he yawns when I tell him about my life.
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) June 10, 2016
If you ask an undercover dog if he's part of PAW patrol, he has to tell you.
— Pablo “Golden Girls Enthusiast” Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) January 12, 2019
I know it’s only our second date, Susan, and maybe I’m moving too fast, but I’d like to buy your dog.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) December 13, 2014
Imagine Trump petting a dog. You can't.
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) July 2, 2017
After I ask a stranger if I can pet their dog and they say yes, I like to respond, "I'll keep that in mind" and walk off
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) July 2, 2014
