Looking to offer something new and exciting to its ever-growing customer base and to get a leg up on the heated competition, McDonald’s announced today it is now offering a new “Dime Menu” at all of its restaurants around the country. Everything on this extensive menu will be value priced at ten cents.
“Correct me if I am wrong, but I am almost certain Tony Hopkins did not actually bite into the sweet flesh of a screaming human being when he portrayed that saucy bloke Hannibal Lecter, now did he?” said brooding British method actor Daniel Day-Lewis, speaking on the set of his new movie City of Butcherly Love. “Tony’s a decent bloke, but a complete fraud of an actor.”
As summer approaches, the denizens of the small NJ beach town of Belmar can look forward to the sights, sounds and smells of the season — hot dogs grilling on the barbecue, sunscreen SPF 50 sticking to alabaster bodies and of course, inebriated day-drunks holding court in kiddie pools.