Twitter Gives @UsedWigs an Heroic Shout Out
March 28, 2019
The pop culture nerds who run the Twitter Entertainment “Moments” section gave your boy a nice big shout out for his dumb Avengers tweet. Please note: I do not approve of the inferior replies just reworking my well-crafted joke, but hey, people are having fun! AND WE NEED FUN RIGHT NOW!
*Avengers: Endgame, opening scene, 1 month later*
Captain America (crying): “I’m still so sad.”
Black Widow: “We need to do something fun. Let’s go see Oates in concert.”
Captain America: “Just Oates? What about Ha… oh right…” (more crying)
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) March 27, 2019
…Cap goes to his bedroom and turns on the TV, sees “Property Brother” (much more crying)
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) March 27, 2019
