By Jeff on Mar 10, 2011 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Twitter | 0 Comments

We know you’ll be very busy at SXSW so we’ve supplied you with all the tweets you’ll need beforehand so you can let everyone know what you’re up to (and who you are trying to cozy up to) easily. Just copy, paste and tweet. Oh, and don’t you dare forget the hashtag.
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By Jeff on Dec 30, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Time Wasters | 0 Comments

# Toys
# Sacks of Grain
# Timeshare Vacations
# Smart Fortwo Car Two-Packs
# Refurbished Nooks
# Nuova Simonelli Espresso Machines
# Barstools
# Karate Lessons
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By Jeff on Dec 28, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News | 0 Comments

Do everything humanly possible to draw attention to myself every time I drive my car.
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By Jeff on Dec 27, 2010 in Daily Distractions, News | 0 Comments

This thing has been a major recurring problem since the 5-year-old or the two-year-old entered our home. Whenever I go to tidy up the house it is there, staring me in the face, taunting me to find somewhere to put it. “Go ahead dummy, try it! I am un-put-away-able!”
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By Jeff on Oct 7, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Time Wasters | 19 Comments

The Mathletes Club here at UsedWigs High have compiled a classroom full of actors who were well past their teenage years when they portrayed high-schoolers on the big and small screens
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By Jeff on Aug 17, 2010 in News | 1 Comment

After 26 months of almost 100-percent inactivity, OviTech Solutions’ office shower has been designated the new official storage area for copy paper, file folders and presentation binders. Office manager Pam Superstein made the announcement in an intra-office email.
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By Jeff on Aug 13, 2010 in Daily Distractions, News, Poppin | 0 Comments

If Trish Burns is your friend and you spent last Saturday night eating dinner at her house, there is a very good chance her cat “Smitten” sat on your food. Or licked it.
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By Jeff on Jul 6, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News | 2 Comments

No, not until you spontaneously combust in front of me. If by “hot” you mean “ball sweaty,” then yes, it most certainly is. More…
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By Jeff on Feb 8, 2010 in Daily Distractions, News | 6 Comments

Commental Error- This is when a Facebook rookie or clueless user makes a completely off-topic comment on your post thread instead of posting directly on your wall or sending you a message. Misguided Missive – The king of newbie mistakes, inadvertently “posting” (publicly) on someone’s wall instead of sending them a “message” (privately).
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By Jeff on Dec 10, 2009 in News | 11 Comments

Twitter, the popular micro-blogging site made popular by Ashton Kutcher, will be unveiling a slew of new features when its highly-anticipated “version 2.0″ debuts next month.
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