Category: News

Your 2011 SXSW Tweets »

We know you’ll be very busy at SXSW so we’ve supplied you with all the tweets you’ll need beforehand so you can let everyone know what you’re up to (and who you are trying to cozy up to) easily. Just copy, paste and tweet. Oh, and don’t you dare forget the hashtag.

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Things Now Sold in My Local Borders Bookstore Besides Books »

# Toys
# Sacks of Grain
# Timeshare Vacations
# Smart Fortwo Car Two-Packs
# Refurbished Nooks
# Nuova Simonelli Espresso Machines
# Barstools
# Karate Lessons

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New Year’s Resolutions Made By That Old Guy in Your Town Who Drives The Classic Car »

Do everything humanly possible to draw attention to myself every time I drive my car.

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This Thing is So Getting Thrown Out! »

This thing has been a major recurring problem since the 5-year-old or the two-year-old entered our home. Whenever I go to tidy up the house it is there, staring me in the face, taunting me to find somewhere to put it. “Go ahead dummy, try it! I am un-put-away-able!”

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Actors Who Were Too Old to Play Teens But Did Anyway »

The Mathletes Club here at UsedWigs High have compiled a classroom full of actors who were well past their teenage years when they portrayed high-schoolers on the big and small screens

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Much-Heralded Office Shower Becomes Less-Heralded Storage Area »

After 26 months of almost 100-percent inactivity, OviTech Solutions’ office shower has been designated the new official storage area for copy paper, file folders and presentation binders. Office manager Pam Superstein made the announcement in an intra-office email.

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There’s a Good Chance Your Friend’s Cat Sat on Your Food »

If Trish Burns is your friend and you spent last Saturday night eating dinner at her house, there is a very good chance her cat “Smitten” sat on your food. Or licked it.

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Popular Responses to “Hot Enough For Ya?” »

No, not until you spontaneously combust in front of me. If by “hot” you mean “ball sweaty,” then yes, it most certainly is. More…

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New Facebook Terms You Should Know »

Commental Error- This is when a Facebook rookie or clueless user makes a completely off-topic comment on your post thread instead of posting directly on your wall or sending you a message. Misguided Missive – The king of newbie mistakes, inadvertently “posting” (publicly) on someone’s wall instead of sending them a “message” (privately).

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Sneak Peek at Twitter 2.0! »

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Twitter, the popular micro-blogging site made popular by Ashton Kutcher, will be unveiling a slew of new features when its highly-anticipated “version 2.0″ debuts next month.

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