New Year’s Resolutions Made By That Old Guy in Your Town Who Drives The Classic Car »
By Jeff on Dec 28, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News | 0 Comments
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This Thing is So Getting Thrown Out! »
By Jeff on Dec 27, 2010 in Daily Distractions, News | 0 Comments
This thing has been a major recurring problem since the 5-year-old or the two-year-old entered our home. Whenever I go to tidy up the house it is there, staring me in the face, taunting me to find somewhere to put it. “Go ahead dummy, try it! I am un-put-away-able!”
Continue »Actors Who Were Too Old to Play Teens But Did Anyway »
By Jeff on Oct 7, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Time Wasters | 19 Comments
The Mathletes Club here at UsedWigs High have compiled a classroom full of actors who were well past their teenage years when they portrayed high-schoolers on the big and small screens
Continue »Much-Heralded Office Shower Becomes Less-Heralded Storage Area »
By Jeff on Aug 17, 2010 in News, Office Humor | 1 Comment
After 26 months of almost 100-percent inactivity, OviTech Solutions’ office shower has been designated the new official storage area for copy paper, file folders and presentation binders. Office manager Pam Superstein made the announcement in an intra-office email.
Continue »There’s a Good Chance Your Friend’s Cat Sat on Your Food »
By Jeff on Aug 13, 2010 in Daily Distractions, News, Poppin | 0 Comments
If Trish Burns is your friend and you spent last Saturday night eating dinner at her house, there is a very good chance her cat “Smitten” sat on your food. Or licked it.
Continue »Popular Responses to “Hot Enough For Ya?” »
By Jeff on Jul 6, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Office Humor | 2 Comments
No, not until you spontaneously combust in front of me. If by “hot” you mean “ball sweaty,” then yes, it most certainly is. More…
Continue »New Facebook Terms You Should Know »
By Jeff on Feb 8, 2010 in Daily Distractions, News, Office Humor, Tech | 5 Comments
Commental Error- This is when a Facebook rookie or clueless user makes a completely off-topic comment on your post thread instead of posting directly on your wall or sending you a message. Misguided Missive – The king of newbie mistakes, inadvertently “posting” (publicly) on someone’s wall instead of sending them a “message” (privately).
Continue »Appropriate Names for Coffee Shops with Free Wi-Fi »
By Jeff on Jan 21, 2010 in Daily Distractions, Lists, News, Poppin, Tech | 8 Comments
# Welcome Back Squatter
# See Ya Loiter!
# Café Au Layabout
# The Writer’s Block
# American Idle Cafe
# Room for Mooch
# 30 Chairs, One Outlet
and many more!
Continue »Sneak Peek at Twitter 2.0! »
By Jeff on Dec 10, 2009 in News, Tech | 11 Comments
Twitter, the popular micro-blogging site made popular by Ashton Kutcher, will be unveiling a slew of new features when its highly-anticipated “version 2.0″ debuts next month.
Continue »New UsedWigs Spokesperson »
By Jeff on Oct 14, 2009 in News | 0 Comments
We were trying to get George “The Animal” Steele, but the budget would only allow for this guy. (wait for it…)
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