Ridiculous Indie Rock Band Photos

October 24, 2013

Behold the precious, the staged and the most ridiculous in indie rock band photography! Plus some non-indie faves. See Latest Photos!

“Hi, welcome to Gloom City Cupcakes, how can we help you?”

The Decemberists

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Iron and Wine

“Are you there God? It’s me… trying to look like you.”

“I’m not mad, I just can’t believe you watched ‘Mike & Molly’ without me.”

TEEN

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“It’s okay, Marni, you’re allowed to be sad when the Coors Light Summer Boat Party Cruise ends.”

“Hear ye, Hear ye! We suck.”

“Yes, the kitchen is kinda small BUT it has the closet space I crave.”

Meet The Buttholes

The upcoming season of Survivor promises to be the most brutal ever! Someone will die!!

“That’s right, someone will die… but it won’t be any of us!”

Big Harp

“I know, it sucks. I still can’t believe Lost ended that way.”

“They keep hiding my hat but I keep finding it.”

“No, it’s cool Bethany, you just keep dancing and I’ll just keep looking for your fucking car keys.”

Rick sat silently in the back seat muttering, “I’m in my mid 40s, I have 3 kids. I’m not dressing like that anymore.”

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Death of the party

“Be honest, is this working? I can grab a gramophone and a coonskin cap from the props department if not.”

“Shhhh… we’re tracking a Sasquatch.”

“Today’s episode of This American Life explores smile haters.”

“Who installed the fuck out of this Ikea Månljüs pendant lamp? That would be us. We installed the fuck out of this Ikea Månljüs pendant lamp.”

“Please come to our show/improv set/craft fair.”

“Sometimes my guitar doesn’t want to play my songs and it tries to drive away.”

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“Guys, who made my head really small? Not cool.”

“Does anyone have a washboard and plectrum banjo Josiah and Annabelle can borrow?”

“Help, how do you use Levels in Photoshop?”

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The Last Bison

“Hi. I smell worse than you could ever imagine.”

Crystal Stilts

And there they sat for hours in silence, all refusing to take responsibility for forgetting the picnic basket and Frisbee.

Little Silver

“Are you sure this is where the tweet said the Peruvian Barbeque Taco Truck would be parked?”The Naked And Famous

The Joy Less Club

“Hi, just taking a break from chasing an angel through the forest. Have you seen her?”

“FOUND HER!!!!”

“Shhh… if we bag this one, we eat for a month!”

“You want pensive? How does 300,000 mother-fucking kilowatts of pensive intensity sound?”

“If you’re happy and you know it, you’re out of this band! clap clap!”

“Colton… Jarrod… is she gone yet? I’m afraid to look.”

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This photo is pretty close to being cool… here, let me just add something…

Perfect!

“Please, consider investing in our hemp clothing line.”

“Buy four oxfords, get one free bow tie! Only at Lord Sullenton’s High Street Haberdashery.”

Trevor mistakenly left the tent and fishing poles in the driveway.

Strangled Darlings

“Dammit, Simon! I CANNOT believe you just got us kicked out of Silly People Camp!”

William Fitzsimmons

“Your move, Bonnie Prince Billy!”

Robin Pecknold of Fleet Foxes

“May I please borrow your lawn mower?”

The Bess

“Join our fight against the Dharma Initiative and we promise to get you off this island.”

A Classic Education

“Fuck you forest, we’re gonna chop down another too.”

Sun Airway

“We are so in a fight right now.”

Shigeto

“I am so bored with you liking my music.”

Crystal Castles

“I am NOT dealing with that litter box now.”

Hot Horizons

“No, I most certainly will NOT go jet skiing with you!

“I’ve been working out, can I go shirtless, pretty pleeeease!”
“Okay, but you know the rule, drummers in the back.”

“Make no mistake, when I’m done with my smoke, your beer pong ass-kicking will commence.”

“My parents are famous, pay attention to me.”

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Jeff Lyons

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