Feel-Good Tweets
Let’s open our cold dark little hearts and let some good feels float in.
A few summers ago I stopped at some kids’ lemonade stand. As I took a sip, the youngest boy stuck his whole arm in the pitcher and stirred.
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) May 31, 2013
My friend Liz is a vet tech, and they call the cats they have to wrap up so they don’t claw the vet “spicy purritos”
I thought everyone needed to know— Chelsea M. Cameron (@chel_c_cam) May 14, 2022
One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat’s name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.
— Brittany Means (@BrittanyMeansIt) April 13, 2022
My absolute favorite thing in movies is when someone’s looking at childhood pics of a character and they use actual childhood pics of that actor and you know the actor had to call their mom to get them and she was so happy about it.
— Rebecca Makkai (@rebeccamakkai) October 1, 2021
[Lies on resume about having gone to preschool]
Boss: You’re hired. Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture.
Me: *eyes widen* what— Poorly Drawn Turtle (@NoTheOtherJohn) October 9, 2015
My daughter just described a kid in her kindergarten class as “just a regular guy”
— Joe Moore (@thejoemoore) December 25, 2021
I made a pets leaderboard, so they can always know who’s the best pet of the day pic.twitter.com/bzQGJFUQJX
— livingawesome-ish (@tweetawesomely) April 6, 2022
MY 5 YEAR OLD: Michael (classmate) broke his arm.
MY WIFE: Oh no! I’m going to text his mom!
5 YEAR OLD: She already knows.— Gourmet Spud (@gourmetspud) September 20, 2021
“My kazoo!!!!” is apparently the 6 year-old version of finding $20 in the pocket of your winter coat from last year.
— eve (@hello_saylor) November 3, 2021
In what would have been my dad’s 90th birthday, I’m posting my father and I winning big on Card Sharks in the 1980’s. Yes, this is really us. Enjoy! pic.twitter.com/c2wPN216zF
— Mitch Silpa (@MitchSilpa) October 20, 2021
The dining table at our rental house is glass. This is what I see for the entire meal. pic.twitter.com/JmTyf6oymY
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) August 5, 2021
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 24, 2019
Just thought I’d re-post this old photo of our dog Darby being too lazy to get up when the mail was dropped on him through the door-slot. pic.twitter.com/a3XPJC0XyX
— Brian Stack (@BrianStack153) February 3, 2018
Just found out that my cat, Jellybeans, is just an old bag of jellybeans. Still love him so much.
— Ted Travelstead (@trumpetcake) October 9, 2012
I have to share my dog going bananas in the leaves so you can see at least one happy thing on here today. pic.twitter.com/mYTJUxzJTt
— Andrew O. (@TheOrvedahl) October 28, 2018
i called my mom to wish her & my dad a happy 50th anniversary and she said she’d call me later because they were on their way to taco bell.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) April 6, 2018
mom’s cat pic.twitter.com/4yt1eVSiQv
— sam (@cool_yeah_ok) December 24, 2015
Dinner, last night. Niece, 11, upon being asked about whether she practiced piano: “This isn’t exactly my favorite subject, guys.”
— Michael Jay McClure (@mjmimages) July 16, 2018
Mrs. Kravitz over here spying on the neighbors pic.twitter.com/CNDCoaTl89
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) September 8, 2018
Need a little joy today? pic.twitter.com/LC9h33ZX6i
— Be A King (@BerniceKing) January 28, 2021
Pips is our building’s “pet of the month” 😭😭😭😭 Tell her you’re proud of her. pic.twitter.com/KcFFwiqCji
— Atman Thakrar (@AtmanThakrar) November 8, 2021
Dads are like:
“might take it easy and relax for once”
[one minute later]
“if I don’t paint the mailbox today I will die”
— Ygrene™ (@Ygrene) July 5, 2020
My friend Dave is visiting from NY, and our 10-month-old son said, “Dave!” I’m pretending that didn’t happen because no one’s first word should be “Dave.”
— Alex Scordelis (@alexscordelis) December 23, 2019
Picture One: “Is my ancient dog alive?”
Picture Two: “Yes.”
(We play this game all day.) pic.twitter.com/5RaZQiGS0C
— Scott Tobias (@scott_tobias) November 22, 2021
hell no!
— TLC (@OfficialTLC) June 6, 2017
My dad has been peeling oranges for my lunch since kindergarten & on my last day of high school I got this instead pic.twitter.com/N8B2qb43qA
— Megs (@megsullivan07) May 31, 2017
Mini golf caddy: “I’d use the putter on this hole.”
— Doogie Horner (@DoogieHorner) October 11, 2020
This is one of the most perfect videos I have ever seenhttps://t.co/dqCjBsGPRL
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) April 13, 2022
