Follow Me on Bluesky
Hi Friends, Twitter as we know it is no more. The once fun and popular microblog has a very dumb new name, is teeming with Nazis once again, and will probably be behind a paywall by the end of this week. I’ll be packing my tweets and saying my farewells soon so if you want to continue seeing my dumb thoughts in digestible chunks, please head over to Bluesky (yes, it’s pronounced bloo-skee):
https://bsky.app/profile/usedwigs.bsky.social
“But Jeff, you need an invite to view and partake in Bluesky!”
True, and I have some invite codes if you would like one. Hit me up here.
Thanks for following, I love you all.
I’ll leave you with some recent nonsense…
the weekend-ending trauma of seeing the 60 Minutes stopwatch as a kid lives forever
— Jeff (@usedwigs) September 17, 2023
Please remember to support unscripted shows with no writers. On the season premiere of "Nephew Swap" we swap our smallest nephew ever with our largest.
— Jeff (@usedwigs) September 19, 2023
It's always a bit shocking when both leads in a movie are murdered but other than that, I enjoyed My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3.
— Jeff (@usedwigs) September 8, 2023
friend: "I'm really proud, my 10-yr-old just got his black belt."
me (fake frightened voice): "oooh, I'm soooo scared."
— Jeff (@usedwigs) September 8, 2023
Now let's do a silly one.
Starr: ok!
Shelby: absolutely not pic.twitter.com/M8AdCxNoqh— Jeff (@usedwigs) September 1, 2023
I'm so tired of having to remind people that I am beloved by all.
— Jeff (@usedwigs) August 28, 2023
Except for swimming, I rarely take my shirt off in public. That said, after a trail run this week I took off my shirt because it was soaked and drove home shirtless, hoping no one would notice. Parked my car and 10 feet from the door I hear my neighbor Brian say "hey big sexy"
— Jeff (@usedwigs) July 16, 2023
Federer: "it looks like little guitar, yes?"
Bruce: "please don't make me do this"
Federer: "play it like guitar, yes?"
Bruce:
Federer:
Bruce: pic.twitter.com/TFm3zUyDFE— Jeff (@usedwigs) July 9, 2023
