Pretty Good (and Bad) Animal Names

August 29, 2023

Pretty good owl names

  • Doctor Whoot
  • Owl Pacino
  • Thurston Owl III
  • General Colin P Owl
  • Fat Owlbert
  • Andie MacOwl
  • Owl Dirty Bastard

Pretty good turtle names

  • Turtellini Alfredo
  • John Turtello
  • Snapper John, M.D.
  • Turt Reynolds
  • Young Shelldon
  • Shellraiser III: Shell on Earth
  • Slow E. Deschanel
  • Ol’ Turty Bastard

Not great bird names

  • Heron Mirren
  • Kaley Cuckoo
  • Steven Sea Gull
  • Parrot Top
  • Lauren Macaw
  • Crow C. O’Donnell
  • Ostrich Isaac
  • Wrenedict Cumberhatchling
  • Weird Albatross
  • Mourning Doug
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