Happy 70th Birthday, Bruce Springsteen!
Happy 70th birthday to Bruce, you handsome New Jersey devil!
Growing up in Springsteen Country, I felt obligated to write of couple things about him…
… and also write some dumb tweets about him, a seriously good dude:
My favorite characters in Springsteen’s “Rosalita”
– Sloppy Sue
– Big Balls Billy
– Tetanus Tammy
– Action Park Pete
– Asbury Johnny
– Toms River Tom
– Pork Roll Patty
– Garbage Dick Dan
– Son of Sam
– Handsome Jeff— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) July 25, 2019
Bruce: 🎵He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool boy🎵Producer: “Um, don’t you mean fastball?”
Bruce: “Nah man, it’s called a speedball. Right guys?”
E Street Band: “Sure thing, boss!”
Producer: “But…”
Bruce: 🎵Saw him the other night🎵
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) August 23, 2019
In the 48 songs where Springsteen mentions a factory, 11 of them are actually about a Cheesecake Factory.
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) January 11, 2015
Bruce is in Philly. Hope he plays
– Streets of Philadelphia
– Hoagie Heart
– For Youse
– Meeting Across the Wooder
– The E Street Scrapple— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) February 12, 2016
“Show a little faith, there’s magic in the night…”
Oh Bruce, you’re so sweet
“You ain’t a beauty, but hey you’re alright…”
Um, what?
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) April 17, 2016
New Jersey News Hurricane Traffic Advisory: Please avoid Highway 9, it's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive. #hurricane
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) August 27, 2011
When you put out something big you know the garbage men should not take but they do anway. pic.twitter.com/0krq4zWPoD
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) August 31, 2016
