The Goodness Vol. 8
Hey friends, The Goodness is back! Sorry for its absence of late. I’ve been busy getting really into restoring vintage furniture with authentic 18th-century upholstery. I kid. Work has been crushing me, but here are a few of my latest favorite good things. Let’s get to it, behold… (“Wrong” guitar intro by Archers of Loaf)… The Goodness Vol. 8!
Travel Man with Richard Ayoade
Hyperliterate British comedian and skeptical world traveler Richard Ayoade (The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace) visits tourist attractions in various cities in a 48-hour period with his celebrity friends. He “has selflessly forsaken home and hearth in an attempt to offer would-be holiday-makers a template for time maximization in some of the world’s most popular mini-break destinations.”
Website: www.travelman48hrs.com | Watch: YouTube
‘The Sixth Sense’ Turns 20: M. Night Shyamalan and Haley Joel Osment Tell All
Hey, cinephiles, one of Philly’s best-know films turned 20. Here’s an oral history (because that’s all that people write now) about the spooky flick.
“The most important moment in ‘The Sixth Sense’ involves a line of dialogue that played in the trailer. It’s of Cole in a freezing cold bed saying the line, “I see dead people.” Shyamalan decided not to use CGI to facilitate the image of his breath; instead, he put Osment in a real-life icebox.”
No one puts Haley in the icebox! Okay, okay, M. Night can.
Read the whole story at Variety >
“Frank Lloyd Wright: Timeless” Exhibition
Go get yourself some very affordable limited-edition prints by various artists inspired by the work of renowned architect Frank Lloyd Wright.
View and Buy: spoke-art.com
Between Two Ferns: The Movie
I love Zach Galifianakis, I think he is my favorite comedian right now. I’ll check my current_favorite_comedians.xlsx spreadsheet to make sure and will get back to you, Anyway, his new movie (thin plot connecting hysterical celeb interviews) is so damn silly.
Watch: Netflix
Bonus! Full interviews:
- Paul Rudd: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
- Benedict Cumberbatch: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
New Team Dresch!
Two new songs (it’s been 19 years)! And they are killer.
“Spread The Feeling” by Pernice Brothers
Man, Joe Pernice makes some beautiful music. His new record offers his patented sunny/sad pop gems with some serious New Order and Guided by Voices vibes.
Brian Medlin & The Elk Band III
Do you enjoy good music like Matt Pond PA, Death Cab, and The Pale Pacific? Well then, you will love these hypnotic new jams from a Philly-based band featuring Brian Medlin and some very talented elks. Brian cohosts one of my favorite podcasts, Volcano Vinyl, check that out too.
The Skilled Fabricators Who Realize Artists’ Ambitious Sculptures
Not all artists have the tools or space necessary to create what they envision, especially when it is large or complex. That’s where an art foundry comes in handy. Casey Lesser at Artsy gives us a fascinating look into an art “factory” and the amazing artists who work there:
“Polich Tallix represents a side of the art world that the public never sees and rarely hears about. Yet we’re familiar with the work made here—public artworks and finely crafted sculptures that populate our favorite museums, parks, plazas, and other public spaces. This particular foundry is responsible for some artworks that are so famous, they’ve already entered the art-historical canon—like the silver bunny that made Jeff Koons the world’s most expensive living artist; Maman (2003), Louise Bourgeois’s iconic spider that’s over 30 feet tall; and Milan’s 24-foot-tall bronze horse designed by Leonardo da Vinci. We don’t typically question how these artworks come to be. The beating heart of these veritable art factories is their employees. Not just fabrication experts, many are artists in their own right, who take pride in working behind the scenes to execute wondrous creations.”
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Really Dough? Lasagna Pie: Pizza or Lasagna?
“Scott and Mark head to Slab Sicilian Street Food in Portland to try their meat lasagna pie, which is lasagna built in to a Chicago-style pizza crust with crumbled meatballs, four cheeses, and layered pasta. Scott’s been eyeing this pizza for years and he can’t wait to see Mark’s reaction. Will Mark be convinced that the meat lasagna pie is pizza? Will Scott finally take Mark back to Brooklyn now?”
Watch: Really Dough?
Listen: Jeff and Jon Take Scott’s Pizza Tour
Who Let The Dogs Out? The Monster Milers Let The Dogs Out
Do you like to run? Do you also like to spend time with good dogs who love running and meeting people (who might give them a new home)? If so, lace ’em up and contact the very fine folks at The Monster Milers in Philly.
Who we are:
We are Philly’s shelter dog running club and rescue org!
What we do:
We are a 400+ person run club that runs with adoptable dogs at our partner shelters, giving the dogs exposure to the community and easing shelter stress while they await adoption.
How we SAVE lives:
We rescue dogs directly from Philadelphia’s intake shelter and place them in Miler foster homes. We also visit local races with adoptable dogs from our foster program (and partner shelters) to find homes for them and increase awareness about pet adoption and volunteering locally.
Visit: themonstermilers.org
Very Good Links
- A Publisher Attempts To Brainstorm Books For Women
- 4 Halloween Costumes That’ll Make Him Say ‘Oh Cool Yeah I Haven’t Seen that Show’
- Scary Good Horror Films by Tom Coombe
- Way Too Fucking Soon: The Cast Of ‘Angie Tribeca’ Just Came Together For An Incredibly Emotional Reunion
- Top 13 Ways to Make All Conversations Revolve Around Your Marathon
- Ripper—The Inside Story of the Egregiously Bad Videogame
- “Don’t Break Down: a Film About Jawbreaker” now on Amazon Prime
Absolutely hate it when I must work with a killer to catch a killer
— Eileen Curtright (@eileencurtright) August 26, 2019
New Susanna Clarke Novel Coming in 2020
A big old HELL YES for a new novel by the author of the magically delicious Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell. It is called Piranesi and here is a very intriguing synopsis:
“It has hundreds if not thousands of rooms and corridors, imprisoning an ocean. A watery labyrinth. Once in a while he sees his friend, The Other, who needs Piranesi for his scientific research into A Great and Secret Knowledge. Piranesi records his findings in his journal. Then messages begin to appear; all is not what it seems. A terrible truth unravels as evidence emerges of another person and perhaps even another world outside the House’s walls.”
ME: *uses the beard filter*
MY KID: daddy you look like a man
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) October 5, 2019
The Time Ric Ocasek Helped My Band Make Its First Record
This is a lovely Ric Ocasek story told by Matthew Caws of Nada Surf.
“While we were recording rhythm guitars, Ric paid particular attention to entrances. If, for example, an additional electric guitar track was being added to a chorus, it had to start at just the right nanosecond. This I was used to, and it’s what I wanted too. But when it came to doubling that part for thickness, Ric was listening for a level of precision that I hadn’t considered. I would do it again and again until he heard what he was looking for. When I got it, he’d turn up the speakers and play it for me. There it was, total fusion. Now the chorus hit like a ton of bricks.”
Clairo – What’s In My Bag?
Singer-songwriter Clairo gives some top-notch music recommendations including Life Without Buildings, Broadcast, Madvillain, Lizzy Mercier Descloux, and Roberta Flack.
Watch: What’s in My Bag
Sound On Please
I did the thing where I let my 2½-year-old nephew take over my Animoji and he mostly had one question pic.twitter.com/uz7egeLOg2
— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) October 3, 2019
Unearthed Mix CDs
My water heater burst last week which caused a good amount of flooding in the basement so I had to do some cleaning. Only upside was finding some pretty awesome mix CDs I made in the 2000s. So, me being a very user-friendly content provider, I made Spotify playlists you can enjoy:
This looks like a meeting of the human villains from every Muppets movie. pic.twitter.com/IO64xvFmia
— Devin Field (@thatdevinfield) October 2, 2019
The Three Questions with Andy Richter: Baron Vaughn
Enjoy a good convo with Andy and comedian/actor Baron Vaughn.
Website: Earwolf
Essential Tremors Podcast with Guest Ian Williams (Battles)
Hosts Matt Byars and Lee Gardner talked to Ian Williams, of Battles and Don Caballero fame, about the music that shaped his own, including Virginia math-rock pioneer Breadwinner, free-jazz great Albert Ayler, and glitch maestro Oval.
Website: www.wypr.org
A Solid Replacement for Your Old Replacements CD
Listening to Dead Man’s Pop and wow, the Matt Wallace remix of Don’t Tell a Soul (which I love) is pretty incredible. Loose, raw, swirling, fun… and you hear so many instruments lost in the original mix. The little bit of piano on “We’ll Inherit the Earth” is a fleeting bit of beauty.
Buy: $79.98
Where’s Waldo? Not my problem
— chris (@BassoonJokes) September 26, 2019
Inside Now-Abandoned Legendary Jersey Punk Club City Gardens
I spent a lot of time here as a teen hanging in the very dangerous parking lot (avoiding skinheads) and seeing some of the best shows of my life. The abandoned city-owned property in Trenton just went up for auction. Hoping Randy Now put in a bid.
Video: Youtube | Photos: www.nj.com
You are probably thinking, “I wondered what old man Jeff looked like back then?” Wonder no more!
Raise your hand if you’re a young nerd at a Murphy’s Law show at City Gardens in the late 80s. pic.twitter.com/avZbXsSKfL
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) July 27, 2019
Shameless Podcast Plug!
Chip and I still put out some high-quality podcast episodes when we get the time. I recommend our two latest where we ventured into the Facebook Live realm. It was a lot of fun. Both episodes are also available in handy-dandy podcast form.
Episode 22 – Facebook Live Extreme Heat Advisory Show
Watch on Facebook: Junk Miles Facebook Live
Listen to Podcast: JunkMiles.com
Episode 23 – Hanging with Our Pal John
Watch on Facebook: Junk Miles Facebook Live
Listen to Podcast: JunkMiles.com
“Death Cab For Cutie Forest Hills, NY” print by Simon Marchner
Ain’s this a beauty!
5 colour screenprint
42 x 59,4cm
Printed by Lady Lazarus in Houston, TX
Limited Artist Proof Edition of 50 / signed & numbered
Buy: €35.00
Lord, grant me the power to change the things I can’t change.
— William Fatzinger Jr (@billyfatzinger) July 15, 2019
Mail’s Here!
My daughter is a very talented and patient dog photographer.
My Best Friend Don
Lastly, it was just the birthday of my childhood buddy Don. He is no longer with us. I wrote about him here.
Eight years ago I woke up with one of the worst hangovers of my goddamn life, and then had to go to “work” as a background actor on Glee. I was surrounded by 100s of singing idiots for the next 12 hours. I made $64. Here is photo evidence of that wonderful day. #tbt pic.twitter.com/ND3qurDLDk
— Blake Wexler (@BlakeWexler) September 12, 2019
I told my husband we could get a new dog this early, but only if I can name him Larry.
So. Meet Larry. pic.twitter.com/cNhvkCwYka
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 19, 2019
TV show idea: Paula Cole, Cowboy Detective
— LadyBusiness (@LadyBusiness_) September 15, 2019
1845 outhouse graffiti:
-Mine eyes witnessed John Brown’s new wife in yonder meadow bathing her ankles. I was moved in myriad ways
-^Keep your impoverished mind on the soil. Think only of work and the crops to be yielded-The spring at Jameson Ridge gives forth fine water!
— Ira Parks (@IraParks) September 13, 2019
🎵 hop in my chrysler it’s as big as a whale / & i have never seen a whale🎵
— julia davidovich (@juliadavidovich) October 23, 2017
How did Phillip Drummond build his fortune? What was his life like before he adopted Arnold and Willis?
Man of Means, coming this fall to Hulu
— Calm Tomb (of Dracula) (@CalmTomb) September 5, 2019
Look, I’m sorry I broke your sconce. But how are guests supposed to know that’s not a revolving bookcase?
— Mike Schuster (@mcs212) May 26, 2015
Busted for driving 92mph in the HOV lane with a pepper plant wearing a blonde wig in the passenger seat.
— Chris Murphy (@chrismurphyusa) August 26, 2019
I don’t have the heart to tell my cat how insanely bad he is at peek-a-boo. pic.twitter.com/snTDEzsgIu
— maggie “produced by debra hill” serota (@maggieserota) March 15, 2018
We’re rapidly approaching “the president won’t come out of his room”
— Kelvin Yu (@InternetKelvin) October 9, 2019
Stay positive. See you soon.