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If Trish Burns is your friend and you spent last Saturday night eating dinner at her house, there is a very good chance her cat “Smitten” sat on your food. Or licked it.
“I’m motivated by that ‘Not-seeing-my-family-high’ that many runners get after logging in a few miles on the pavement. It makes all the leg cramps, eroded cartilage, third-degree sunburn, pants crapping, and the intense stabbing pain the jets up through my spine every time I begin to move my feet all worth it.”
The first time I went to get Scott, around 11:00am on a rainy Tuesday, he was a bit timid and groggy. I think he just woke up.
If Trish Burns is your friend and you spent last Saturday night eating dinner at her house, there is a very good chance her cat “Smitten” sat on your food.…
Broken stop signs don’t just fix themselves. It takes a well-oiled machine firing on all cylinders to get the job done.
Under the home-school guidance of his mother, Park finished high school at the age of six. He then breezed through college by the time he was eight and capped off his accelerated education by receiving his MBA from Villanova University at the tender age of 10. Now the precocious young man is a first-year consultant with a financial consulting firm making 58K a year, working 70-hour weeks and hating every minute of it.
The much heralded daredevil who has survived such stunts as being buried alive and being turned into a human ice cube, has never had a real day job and did not know what to expect. After his first 10-hour day, filled with four different meetings and two conference calls with needy clients, Blaine was extremely fatigued and found wandering around the kitchen in a daze looking for coffee creamers.
Add as many members a you like. Want dearly departed Grandpa in the shot? No problem, just add his head and he’s getting his barefoot toes just as sandy as the rest of the living brood. Trying hard to forget drug-addled middle brother and his lengthy prison record? Again, no problem, just leave him out and your family’s purity is preserved.
The Mathletes Club here at UsedWigs High have compiled a classroom full of actors who were well past their teenage years when they portrayed high-schoolers on the big and small screens
After 26 months of almost 100-percent inactivity, OviTech Solutions’ office shower has been designated the new official storage area.
Looking to offer something new and exciting to its ever-growing customer base and to get a leg up on the heated competition, McDonald’s announced today it is now offering a new “Dime Menu” at all of its restaurants around the country. Everything on this extensive menu will be value priced at ten cents.